Steve! Help! Make the Belgians stop being slashy?

[bubosquared]

I will not slash Tom Barman and Stef Kamil Carlens. I will not slash Tom Barman and Stef Kamil Carlens. I will not slash Tom Barman and Stef Kamil Carlens!

Argh!

Comments

[katari.livejournal.com]

You will! You will! You will! **laughs evilly**

[meimi.livejournal.com]

Aw, they're so kayuuuuuuuute. *makes smushy sounds at you*

[jintro.livejournal.com]

You will not slash them. You will *not*. Even though they used to live together in a small and cramped apartment on the left bank, you will not.   *g*

Re:

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Shut. UP! or I'll hit you. I mean it! *fist of fury*

[mydarkstar.livejournal.com]

I was just thinking, you know, "Steve will love it if you do." He beat me to it, the bitch!

But yes. Do!

Argh

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

But. They live in this city! We (according to Steve, I didn't see him myself) passed Tom Barman last Saturday! They speak Dutch! I can't write in Dutch anymore! (Let alone in Antwerps dialect.)

Argh!

Re: Argh

[mydarkstar.livejournal.com]

But they speak some English, don't they? And if not, you could just tack on an author's note stating that the whole story should be presumed to be translated from Dutch. I mean, I've seen Legolas/Elrond fics where they speak only in English, even though there's no logical reason why they shouldn't be speaking Elvish instead, other than that the author couldn't write it. Same thing here. Now you have no excuse!

Re: Argh

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

You are evil. Evil, I say, EVIL!

*fist of fury*

And I don't have an actual bunny.

... Maybe I should do some research and see if I get one. (Arh!)