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Stupid cat. Stupid work. Stupid life!
And on top of that, I have no idea wether or not the freakin' broker type bloke is gonna come by tomorrow at ten or not, since he's not called, and you know what? I'mna assume he's not gonna, and not clean tonight but tomorrow, and if he does show up, I'll tell him to kiss my shiny white ass.
Ten bucks says I'll be doing my usual Friday evening frantic cleaning spree nonetheless. Sigh.However! I shall go to the store as soon as it opens and then go to bed and Mr Broker can, indeed, kiss my shiny white ass.
Coffee: *brews*
Melle: Brew faster!
Coffee: *is done*
Melle: Finally! *drinks*
Coffee: Eep!
Chris: *grunts* *steals coffee*
Melle: Hey!
Justin: Hi.
Melle: What?
Justin and Chris: *make out*
Melle: Oh. *stares*
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<- jealous
hehehehe...
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Chris: *steals coffee*
Silvia: "Hey!"
Chris: *eyes Silvia* "Must. Have. Coffee." *wanders around Melle's brain* *reads poster* "Lick an elf?"
Justin: "Okay!" *licks Chris*
Chris: ?
Sil&Melle: !
Chris: *licks back*
Justin: !
Sil&Melle: !!!!!!!
:)
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You're so cute! (!!!)
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Thank you, thank you! Check back on Monday for more adventures of Melle, Chris and Justin!
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Melle: "Hi."
Stapler: ?
Melle: "What's your name?"
Stapler: *staple*
Melle: "You don't haver to bite, I'm just being friendly!"
Stapler: *staplestaplestaple*
Melle: "Fine then, be that way!" *huff*
... or not.
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MDPlayer: *doesn't work*
Melle: Argh! *shake* "WORK, you electronic piece of SHITE!"
MDP: "Whizzzzz. DISK ERROR."
Melle: *shakes hard* "WORK! BEFORE I HIT YOU!"
MDP: *still doesn't work*
Melle: *hits it*
MDP: "BLANK DISK."
Melle: "#@}รง!!! Please?"
MDP: *plays Where The Streets Have No Name*
Melle: *dances*
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Wait, I've got one too!
[Silver buys new Toshiba notebook in July.]
Cid Jr.: Yay! I'm a notebook! I'm going to be used for important business work! I'll travel from hotel to hotel! I will be in meetings...!
Cid Sr.: *coughs and wheezes* Sonny... you don't know what you're saying... *murmur*mumble*
Cid Jr.: Eh? Never mind! *bounce*bounce*
Silver: *installs ICQ, AIM, WinAmp, Photoshop, Furcadia, LiveJournal, Dreamweaver, network adapter...*
Cid Jr.: Eeeeeh? The Fuck?? Hey! I-I'm supposed to be used for... like paper work!!! For business!! Not... not this!!!
Silver: Only in your dreams.
Cid Sr.: From now on... 15 hours running, every day... internet, chatting, coloring, smut writing, porn viewing... the horror.
Cid Jr.: Nooooooooooooooooooooo! *sobs* I could have belonged to a broker! A banker! A lawyer!!! And what did I get? A SLASHER!!! Nooooooooooo!!!
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Um, might not make much sense to you, but:
JC: "I'm a pretty kitten!"
Bono: "Cute."
JC: O_O
JC: !!!
JC: *hero-worships*
Bono: "Aw, pretty kitten." *pets JC*
Egde: *glare*
Bono: "You're no kitten."
Edge: *streeeeetches*
Bono: *"pets" Edge*
Melle: !
JC: !!!
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<- highly entertained
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... Eh?
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Ima mood!
[runs around]
wee!
-koda
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'squee'? Dude, you and Zarya have influenced me! :o
heh