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[bubosquared]

Persuing my site's stats. Am highly amused. Random samples:

• "Kirk Hammett naked" -- Somehow, I'm not quite sure my Metallica slash was what they were lokoing for.
• "niggest picture of the universe" -- The hell?
• "band uniform panties" -- I don't even want to know.
• "metalliwives" -- Okay, now this is odd. Who would use this word except the metslashers?
• "damn sexy flanders" -- Ahahahaha!
• "boylove music"
• "parent index cutie"
• "jase from outta space"
• "jamaican poems on hippies" -- Do I even wanna ask?
• "mireille" combined with several different other keywords. The hell?
• "kirk metallica bisexual" -- Heee.
• "i used to suck my thumb"
• "suck my thumb"
• "to suck my thumb" -- Is this a kink I'm unaware of?
• "the shaaa zay cafe" -- Huh.
• "u2 slash fic" -- This makes me happy, actually. :)
• "rape story kinky brutal"
• "rps matt ben damon affleck"
• "lucy liu sex fucking movie"
• "scott moffatt kissing ali" -- o_O
• "eminem fred durst slash fiction"

And from femgeeks.net:

• "yes" -- Our most popular one with 52 hits. JC! I see you back there! No use hiding, freakboy.
• "lord of the rings fanfiction", "least expected", "frodo slash", "tolkien slash", "legolas fanfic", "lord of the rings slash fanfiction", "tolkien fanfiction", "lotr fanfic", "lotr fanfiction", "legolas fanfiction", "tolkien fanfic", "least expected tolkien slash", "lordoftheringsfanfiction", "slash fiction and tolkien", "tolkien slash archive", "tolkien characters", "lotr slash", "frodo sam lovers", "tolkien wallpaper", and LOTS more -- Hi, Amy. :)
• "youve got to hide your love away"
• "incest story archive", "incest story", "slash incest"
• "livejournal icons" -- Heeee. :D
• "hanson slash", "hansonslash"
• "zakk wylde", "zakk wylde interviews" -- Oh dear, the poor innocent heavy metal fan who stumbles upon Bliss or Nette's site ... *snicker*
• "femgeeks" -- This is just plain bizarre, okay? Why?
• "real person slash"
• "black tuesday" -- Huh. I didn't know anyone else actually used that expression.
• "mariah carey spreading legs" -- Ewwwwwwww!
• "britney spears justin timberlake slash" -- *blink*
• "musicianslash"
• "bill gates night at the roxbury" -- Oh Dara, ...
• "bono sex" and variations -- Heee.
• "prostate stroking" -- That's just plain disturbing.
• "church of u2"
• "jon bon jovi christmas"
• "nipple kissing" -- Um.
• "sex pistols rps"
• "bartender getting laid" -- Wha?
• "bono shut up" -- Ahahahaha!
• "zarya aymaru'" -- Huh?
• "conversation on a barstool bono"
• "animated alien sheep"
• "learn stuff" -- Jayceeeee!
• "bono kisses man" -- Now there's a headline.
• "bono and edge kissing"

Incidentally, we had 1,500 hits on Monday alone. Woa.

Comments

[mydarkstar.livejournal.com]

Aww, dammit! You get all the fun ones. Almost all of my search-result stats involve vampires and Anne Rice. Though in October I apparently got 17 hits from a search for "cleavage."

(I really wish I still had the stat logs from swansongs. We seemed to get a lot of hits from searches for underage incest fic, too. Weirdness!)

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Cleavage? Dude. I'm personally still rather mystified at all the people searching for "yes". WTF?

Yeah, that's kinda creepy, actually. There's some weird motherfuckers on the net. I mean, what on earth posesses one to search for "bono shut up"? What does this person expect to find? (Not that I haven't ad my "Shut up, Hewson" moments, but.)

[mydarkstar.livejournal.com]

Hum. Perhaps it was Edge, searching Google and chatting, and he accidentally mixed up the windows?

trashtrampoline69: "kinky gnome porn"? reg, is there something you're trying to tell me?
owl_droppings23: Um...oops.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! *cracks up*