People drive me crazy

[bubosquared]

As if the evil HP writer weren't enough, now there's this. See, the firm I work for collects information on research funding possibilities and passes them on to our members, usually universities, but also a few firms. Part of my job is to answer the email in the general in-box. I get about two or three of these a day:

R/SIR 
     I HAVE  PASSED OUT MY 12 th GRADE &  INTERUTED IN
TAKING ADD MISSION  IN YOUR COLLAGE.
           KINDLY SEND ME THE  PROSPECTS OF YOUR
COLLAGE &  DETAILS OF FESS &  APPLICATIONS FROM AT THE
EARLIEST.
                              YOUR    FAITHFULLY
                              JAG DEEP SIGH
                              <snip of address and email>

Aaaargh! All caps. 'Add mission'? We are not a college! And learn to fucking spell! Goddammit, where do these people get our email address, anyway? Our site clearly states what we do and what we don't. Fuckers.

*fume*