Dear people in the meeting room,

[bubosquared]

You suck. Lots. Do not, under any circumstance, ever again stand behid me and comment on what's on my screen. It's rude. Commenting not to me but to the fuckhead you're on the phone with, knowing fully well I'm hearing you, is even ruder.

And close the fucking door to the meeting room. You're getting on my nerves something bad.

Sincerely,
the "secretary"