And now for something completely different:

[bubosquared]

So Tri and I are talking about this conversation (the bit starting with my remark). This followed:

Me: [...] and now I have an image of the presidental staff standing around Cheney's body going "Well fuck, *now* where are we gonna get a new president?"
Tri: The speaker of the House.
Tri: And <g> Dammit. Now it's stuck in my head.
Me: And opening a door and yelling "Next!" to a line of waiting candidates.
Me: I am so fucked-up.
Tri: Yes. Yes, you are.
Me: And Al Gore trying to cut in line, only to be blocked by John McCain. "*growl* Take a number, punk."
Tri: *snicker*