Pimping

[bubosquared]

For I am Bliss' bitch.

In My Life Today, in which there is GnR-y goodness. Well, not goodness, cause this is Axl Rose and all, but. Yes. So good it hurts.

(Bliss, if you need a loveslave, or a housebitch, or whatever, right now is the time to ask. I'd sell my soul for stories like these. Ugh.)

Axl pauses, his face gone pale. He licks his lips and blinks nervously at me. I stare back at him. When Axl flushes, I get this fucking weird image of Axl going down on James but dismiss it. Axl is a homophobic asshole. A very pretty homophobic asshole standing there in a mesh shirt and ripped jeans, blushing like a schoolgirl, staring at me with doe eyes.

What are you still doing here? Go read! Don't run, fly! Shoo! Shoo! You won't regret it!

(Oh and Bliss? That babysitting offer still stands. Axl can come curl up in my lap any damn time.)

Yes. God. So dead.

Comments

*blushes hard*

[evilbliss.livejournal.com]

OMG. You are just too nice. :)

Oooh, but a housebitch would be all good. ;)

And, awesome. *sends Axl over to curl up in Melle's lap* Yeah, and if he misbehaves, just sic James on 'em. On second thought, that's probably not such a good idea...

Re: *blushes hard*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Nice me? Surely you jest.

Anything to give you more time to write. Hummina!

Right. Axl, if you misbehave, I won't sic James on you. (That should work.)

Re: *blushes hard*

[evilbliss.livejournal.com]

Yes. Nice. You. :)

*L* Good luck with Axl. I really don't think anything will make him behave, but you can try. Damn pretty bastard. ;)

Re: *blushes hard*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

But he's so much fun when he's not behaving. ^_^

Re: *blushes hard*

[evilbliss.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes he is. And since he never behaves, I guess he's always fun. :)

Re: *blushes hard*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Axl: the gift that keeps on giving.

(Need more sleep. Or caffeine.)

Re: *blushes hard*

[evilbliss.livejournal.com]

To every pretty guy out there. ;)

(Sleep goooood. *g*)

Re: *blushes hard*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

(Erm. Are you by any chance on AIM? I can't get on, and I need to get a fie from my home account. Help?)

Re: *blushes hard*

[evilbliss.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm on. I'll email you my screenname.

Re: *blushes hard*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

That won't help, I think. I have you under 'nice people' in my buddy list, so you should be able to get a file from me. screenname= femgeek, and the file I need is called hereandnow.txt

Just left-click on the screenname and click 'get file'. The rest'll point itself out.

Re: *blushes hard*

[evilbliss.livejournal.com]

All right. I've got the file. You want me to email it to you?

Re: *blushes hard*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

PLease? And thanks a bunch, you're a life saver. Send it to my hotmail account: badevilgrrl[at]hotmail[dot]com

Re: *blushes hard*

[evilbliss.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. *g* All sent.