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[bubosquared]

My Metallica Muses want to do Monty Python. the fuck? Somehow, I' know this is all Ruth's fault. (Well, it is. She mentioned MP and Metallica in one comment. So there.)

Jason as Sir Whatsisname in the castle of the 'Virgins' ...
Kirk: "A spanking!"

I need coffee.

Comments

A spanking! A spanking!

[synicism.livejournal.com]

And then the oral sex!
*squee*I beg you to write this. I'll send you chocolate. :)

Re: A spanking! A spanking!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Argh! Bitch! Cut that out!

Re: A spanking! A spanking!

[synicism.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, wouldn't Jason look cute in armor? And he can be all flustered and cute and Kirk can be horny and seduce him(or just push him aginst a wall and blow him, what ever works). Who doesn't love a good spanking? BTW, I will send you chocolates if you write this.

Re: A spanking! A spanking!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I'm Belgian, I have plenty of chocolates of my own. So ha!

Re: A spanking! A spanking!

[synicism.livejournal.com]

Curses! What will I bribe you with now?
....
Can you send sex by priority mail?

Re: A spanking! A spanking!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I dunno. You could try.