Quotes time!

[bubosquared]

Finally caught up on my chatlogs. Wai.

You're a frat boy just waiting to happen, Melle.
(Nette; IRC)

Ambush quoting. I hate it when that happens.
(Nette; IRC)

Whoever said logic had to make sense?
(Nette; IRC)

I don't have nsync lust at all, but when asked, I have an opinion.
(Hayz; IRC)

- Well, you know, NSync and BSB are really the Bloods and the Crips.
- *snicker* I wanna see that gang fight. The gang colors alone would make it worthwhile. Bright orange, JC! Jesus.
- <g> Bright orange trousers and a fluo pink bandana.
(Sorcha, Nette, me; IRC)

All the awwwing and cutsy stuff. The room is turning pastel!
(Hayz; IRC)

"Big rig versus a bus." Is that really a way to report an accident?
(Ruth; IRC)

* Nette imagines Lars as Prince Hamlet. Oh, hell, he'd have fucked Laertes and Ophelia before Act I had even begun if he were Hamlet.
(Nette; IRC)

It's not the kid that surprises me, it's that they're actually openly admitting it. And he didn't marry the mum, which is also cool, becuase it shows the teenies you don't have to marry to be a family.
(Nette, re Joey; IRC)

- That's me. That's what I do. I quote people and fail to make any sense at all.
- And someone should quote that.
(Me, Molly; IRC)

- I was supposed to have a life today, but my father thwarted me and made me help him. I knew he worked for Satan.
(Nette; IRC)

* minerva doesn't have the playboy article.
* minerva is deprived.
- 'Depraved' is the word you were looking for, I think :D
(Me, Nat; IRC)

'Kay, need to stop thinking now.
(Nette; IRC)

Randomly, I like my breasts.
(Nette; IRC)

In, out, up, down. This isn't a chatroom, it's a sex manual.
(Nette; IRC)

Why oh why does my JC muse have to be a crossdresser?
(Molly; IRC)

This goes beyond insane into... metslash.
(Nette; IRC)

Thanks, Melle. Once again, my mind has become your playground.
(Nette; IRC)

Lars doesn't do manly, he just does men.
(Nette; IRC)

Yeah, but in English you can't throw bagels at Dubya.
(Tri; IRC)

- I think my muses are broken. They're all being angsty and angry and stuff, and the punkmuses are being cuddly.
- Well, as long as they're not running 'round in circles yelling "Mutiny!", I'd say you really needn't worry.
- They don't need to mutiny, they're in charge!
- Then you have a problem.
(Me, Tri; AIM)

WAH! I want a carnival. I want to feed it and hug it and call it George. * note to self: do not, under any circumstances, watch Bugs Bunny cartoons ever again. That is all.*
(Tri; AIM)

Hmm. Maybe if I'd been allowed to watch Transformers as a child I wouldn't be a sadist today.
(Tri; AIM)

Hellooo, comma.
(Tri; AIM)

I've noticed you always laugh at my pain. Stop that.
(Nette; IRC)

Well, James looked at Dave and yelled, "WANT!" Although I think DaveMuse thought James was talking about his guitar.
(Tri; MSM)

Hm. Random Trent/AJ moment... It's still here... Nope, still here... Damn it, will you go away?!... Now it's laughing at me.
(Tri; MSM)

No, Skids! Suck, don't actually blow!!
(Sandra; AIM)

Logic is highly overrated; illogic is quotable.
(Nette; AIM)

- *poing!*
- Put the strap-on down, Mellie.
(Me, Tri; AIM)

Suddenly your traveling to london and have a life.
(Hayz, to me; AIM)

Adam! Stop sucking on women! Suck on Larry instead!
(Nat; AIM)

Cows are funny. ;)
(Birdy; AIM)

We're all Steve's U2 victims.
(Molly; AIM)

Well, then Sting can just get in line with all the other muses trying to gain entrance to my head.
(Molly; AIM)

Everyone sleeps with Michael Stipe.
(Molly; AIM)

Ruth saw the light... and it was James' necklace. That makes a really crappy song.
(Nette; IRC)

I'm always glad to debunk your crackhead theories
(Nat, to me; IRC)

Sorry :P I'm not mocking you. I'm slightly teasing you from afar... okay so I'm mocking you.
(Ara; AIM)

- Poor guy. you hurt his little musey feelings.
- q!
- *blink* I must be witty, or something.
- q!
- Wah. Is'nt two enough? Three? Must you steal everything I say? *whine*
- q!
- I will take that as a yes.
(kat, me; AIM)

Ouch. Had an idea...
(kat; AIM)

- *gasp* Marilyn Manson doesn't have a torture chamber in the basement! How wrong is that?
- q!
- Oh, blast it all, Mellie, that's not Q!-worthy. That's just stupid.
- q!
- *steals Mellie's q key* Ha! Just try to quote me now, Obi-Wan Q-key-less.
- q!
- Oh, sweet Trent above, she's figured out the alt commands! Of course you realize this means I'll probably be forced to attempt to shut up, right?
- q!
- Oh, blast it all. *dismantles Mellie's keyboard* Ha! Take that, aevil q-key from hell!
- O!
- Oh, whew. For a second, I thought that was an O with a \ beside it, like O\, which means Q!, but it isn't...right?
- It serves the same purpose, though.
- Ayp! Blast. Blasted ayp?
- How on earth does one blast an ayp?
- Rocket launcher! Make them ayps go boom!
- q!
(Tri, me; AIM)

Hmmski.
(Tri; AIM)

* Tri stuffs Lars in a small glass. Defy reality in there for a while, willya?
(Tri; IRC)

Your Winamp's schizophrenic.
(Nette, to me; AIM)

The threat of LJ beastiality is potent.
(Nette; AIM)

I'm dying to shop at eBay, but I'm too lazy. I'm also scared I'll end up buying someone's lung for $50.
(Nette; AIM)

*blink* Bill Gates and Mike Mills, separated at birth? Is Dara on crack again?
(Molly; IRC)

Just making sure whole forests wouldn't quiver at my name.
(Hayz; IRC)

You're not insane, it's just that the rest of the world is.
(Kirstin; AIM)

My psychic powers are nil. Damn.
(Molly; AIM)

Buffyverse is one giant orgy. It's why it's the 'happy place', depsite the demons and the Hellmouth.
(Nett; AIM)

Angst normally, damn it.
(Nette; AIM)

Comments

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Because I corrected them. :) I always correct spelling and punctuation in my quotes.

[kkscatnip.livejournal.com]

you mean.. no caps is *wrong*?.. *looks confused*...

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Incorrect, yes. Don't min if you do it, but before it gets posted on my quotes page, I wil add caps.