And now, in our series of "Wait ... what?"

From The Education of Daughters and 'Cooking Sacred Cows with Dr. Voddie Baucham:

One such sacred cow is the notion that truly enlightened, responsible Christian parents should mortgage their homes to send their daughters to the carnival culture of college, to live for four years in co-ed dormitories, and under the tutelage of Babylonian high priests called professors, so that these blood-bought daughters can aspire to become the next generation of independent working women of the world.

No, I didn't make that up. No, I'm pretty sure that's not a parody. I'm ... kinda in awe of that paragraph, though.