And now, in our series of "Wait ... what?"

[bubosquared]

From The Education of Daughters and 'Cooking Sacred Cows with Dr. Voddie Baucham:

One such sacred cow is the notion that truly enlightened, responsible Christian parents should mortgage their homes to send their daughters to the carnival culture of college, to live for four years in co-ed dormitories, and under the tutelage of Babylonian high priests called professors, so that these blood-bought daughters can aspire to become the next generation of independent working women of the world.

No, I didn't make that up. No, I'm pretty sure that's not a parody. I'm ... kinda in awe of that paragraph, though.

Comments

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

..........AHHHHHH!!!! *runs awayyyyy!!!!*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

No! Come back! I'll protect you from the crazy!

[apetslife.livejournal.com]

I want these people to stop claiming they're part of my religion. I refuse to be associated with CRAP like this.

*SADFACE*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

See, do they really count as being part of Christianity considering that they don't seem to even be living in the same reality as the rest of us? Because I suspect that guy is on the Good Drugs and selfishly not sharing. (That's not very Christian!)

[crazymadjo.livejournal.com]

My college professors hardly ever sacrificed virgins during the full moon. HARDLY EVER!!!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Ah, but were there carnival rides? INQUIRING MIND WANTSTO KNOW!

[txvoodoo.livejournal.com]

You gotta be a rarified level of asshole to write that!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Not to mention a rarified level of batshit insane. I mean: "Babylonian high priests," what now?

[txvoodoo.livejournal.com]

Seriously - that's an entire SOUP of batshit over there.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Ew, batshit soup! NOT my favourite, thanks.