"Thank you for calling Technical Support, my name is Inigo Montoya, how may I help you?"*

While trying to decide which bar to go to for drinks on Friday:

Co-Worker: I would like to veto Walkabout, it is a very silly place indeed.
Melle: Besides, it's only a model ...
Everyone Else: ... huh?

HEATHENS! All of them!

(Aaaand when you're selling a company eleven semi-expensive handhelds, and setting them up for them, your response to "What browser are you using" should not be "Oh, good question, I'm not using Google or anytying ..." Then again, at least then I know you're probably using IE. Feh.)

^* Note to self: While it would be technically not against the rules to use that greeting, please resist the urge anyway.