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So deepsix has now read The Archer, and tested out as being Karl. This of course means that I can now sit behind my computer and do the thinking and then send her and megolas to go kill people with pincones and/or blow shit up for me. Muahahahahahaha!

"Do you hear that? That is the ..."

*sound of ultimate boredom*

I'm bored and I'm sleepy and I can't seem to fucking focus on anything long enough to get it done, so my List Of Things To Do just grows and grows. Fuckit. *growls*

brief pause as I deal with an annoying whinger on the phone. attempts at developing a method to set people on fire through phone line temporarily delayed by inability to resist destracting power of teh shinees. bugger all this for a lark.

WHY WON'T YOU ENTERTAIN ME, YOU BASTARDS?</Vyvyan>

MEMO

To: Bloke Behind Me In Line At Waterstone's
From: Irate
Re: Book Snobbery

Yes, I bought several True Crime books. What of it? At least I, not having been raised by earworms, have the good manners not to loudly snort when other people's tastes don't match my own.

FYI, apart from True Crime, I also read non-fiction on (Roman) history, Shakespeare, and a whole mess of fantasy and science fiction, though I don't suppose genre fiction of any kind would pass your standards, would it? Here's a clue, asshole: I read a lot, so I can't really afford to ignore books just because they're "trashy".

In the future, kindly shut up, or I will have you killed.

With a pinecone!

No love,
That girl you snorted at, loudly