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So my mum bought me a bunch of underwear, which is very nice, and most of it's black and it even includes one set with a lacy bra that I'm saving for when I go out. But one of them's not black. It's camouflage green.
Apparently my mum's under the impression that I'm some sort of international sex spy, and that I regularily need to be able to hide in bushes in my knickers.
If only.
