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[bubosquared]

So my mum bought me a bunch of underwear, which is very nice, and most of it's black and it even includes one set with a lacy bra that I'm saving for when I go out. But one of them's not black. It's camouflage green.

Apparently my mum's under the impression that I'm some sort of international sex spy, and that I regularily need to be able to hide in bushes in my knickers.

If only.

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[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Y'know, my mind went in the entirely wrong direction with 'hide in bushes'.

...Covert cunnilingus?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! *waggles eyebrows* Could be!

[wimmeke.livejournal.com]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !

<< Points at Icon !!!!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !

[wimmeke.livejournal.com]

Note to self: Check bushes frequently. At least your mom has taste, you wouldn't want to know what kind of underwear she buys me. Will she never understand that boxershorts are the thing these days ?

[rsadelle]

And yet, somehow I think the underwear would do little to hide you considering your very pale skin.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

's what I'm saying, yo! I practically glow in the dark, I'm not going to hide easily.

[kaitoujeanne.livejournal.com]

My mom bought me a pink camoflauge shirt.

I'm assuming it's for hiding in the Barbie aisles at toy stores.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I am now imagining you being all Secret Agent Jeanne in the Barbie aisle. Am much amused. Hee hee.

[safti]

If you don't want it, I'll have it!

'sides, it'd be sexy on you, really. *grins* I mean, we only have to know you're wearing it. Don't have to see it. And hey, maybe she thinks your bedsheets are green, or something.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

No! My underwear!

[dramaturgy.livejournal.com]

One may hope.

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

*gigglefit* What color are your sheets, Melle? Although why you'd need camouflage in your bed is beyond me....

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Blue! Or red! No green for me, which is why I'm confused. <g>

[jamaisneutral.livejournal.com]

sounds perfectly dykie!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Why thank you. :D