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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Countdown: days

Bugger all, I've forgotten my "Working" disk at home. Argh. (Yes, self, because you would've gotten any writing done otherwise?) Also, my head hurts, and people suck. Let's see, anything else I could complain about?

Did not get any cleaning done yesterday because someidiothasice linked to Bagenders, and Lord on a Stick is this amusing. I went from hysterical laughter to wild coughing fit to insane giggling to falling off my chair waving a little white flag. Utter Brilliance. And the rest of the page is amusing as well, esecially the fanfic dictionary.

AU: Cunning way of utterly ignoring every salient plot fact about a given movie/tv programme except for the most important one, i.e. that it stars Ewan MacGregor.
Bondage: 1)Large amounts of films about 007. 2)Tying people up for pleasure. Important: Must be theirs as well as yours.

Had SciFi!LotR dream tonight, which featured Boromir as someone acting suspciously like Han Solo, Legolas being a fighter pilot, and random snogging. Um. I fear my brain.

GODDAMMIT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONCENTRATE ON SORTING OUT THE BOOKS WHEN TWO WANKERS ARE HAVING A LOUD CONVERSATION RIGHT NEXT TO MY DESK? BUGGER OFF YOU SODS!

*twitch*

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Heh. I just realised that my baby cousin was born on the same day as Harley's nephew. (Boy Meets Boy) Heeee! Although in more worrying news, I was just told the kid was born a lot more too early than I though. Six weeks premature is a lot, so I'm worried now. My mum's his godmother, though, and I'm happy for her about that. ^_^

Conversation re: wristrests:

Melle: Those are so cool.
Co-worker 1: Aren't they, though?
Co-worker 2: Can I just say, those might be cool compared to the other ones, but they are not cool according to any objective standard.
Melle: I think they're cool.
Co-worker 2: Yes, bt you're a geek, you're allowed.

They are cool, dammit. All blue and gell-filled and ooooh! If I had any use for them, I'd get them. Unfrotunately, despite the fact that i've had RSI since fourteen (did I mention the geekdom?), wristwrests only seem to make it worse, not better. Sigh.

Conversation re: English tabloids:

Dad: There was one headline that read "Never Trust A Belgian!"
Melle: *snorts*
Dad: Now, much as that's a good piece of advice ...

Um, yes, I do get my sense of humour from my dad. We are, after all, the family that considered driving their cat schizofrenic. ("Twice the cat for half the mess!")

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*draws doobie hearts*

Weasleys!

Twins! But Evil Weasley! But Twins! *brain explodes from conflictin emotions*

sjd:;,cxwSOFUCKINGCUTECANNOTSTANDITEXPLODINGHELP!!!

Eeeee!