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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Countdown: 137 days

Man. I watch one episode of The West Wing and already there kissing? Dude. Also, awwwwww. Any recs, anyone? Please?

In other TV news, I watched Urban Legend yesterday, and um. Has Michael Rosenbaum ever played a role that was even remotely straight?

Also, I should apparently not be allowed to buy dyke porn on my own. M/m porn? No problem. I've bought half a dozen gay porn novels over the course of the last three years, and while they weren't all brilliant or even good, they were passable. So a year or so ago, I got some lesbian pron from Amazon, thinking hey, I've been lucky with m/m porn, how bad could it be? Apparently, really bad. I read one page and put it back down, and only recently managed to read the whole thing. Man, this book is crap.

I mean, seriously. Take any fanfic rant/pet peeve/advice page. Any of them, doesn't matter. I guarantee you, this book (and it's really more of a booklet) violates at least two of the peeves on it. It's littered with italics, parentheses, the works.

And then there's the content, which is ... odd, to say the least. Now, I admit, my experience with dyke erotica is rather limited, but last time I checked, anything involving an actual cock is not lesbian. No, really. A number of stories also involve strap-ons, and while I'm prepared to make allowances for taste, I have to frown when a story goes on at some length about being fucked with a strap-on, and how much better it is than just fingers. I'm sorry, but if you want a cock that much, get a real one.

Someone want to reccommend some good lesbian porn?

And now, a word on the posting limit ... I agree with kat; three to five posts a day is really not that limiting, and if it takes the strain of the servers, we'll all be better for it. And really, even in my heydays, I very rarely posted more than twenty times a day. Granted, it might have implications for the owl tag game in LN, but that's easily solved by posting return owls in comments, I think.

That said, my account expires at the end of the month, and I'm thinking of switching to some sort of on-site thing. Not because of LJ itself, but because of friends list politics. I've been considering this since my paid account first ran out in ... June? July? But then people kept buying me renewals, so I put off the decision a bit longer every time. Right now, though, I'm rather sick of the whole thing. (Then again, the convenience of the friends list is so very addicting.)

In other news, I dreamed about Bole last night. Sadly, no smut was involved. Where do I file a complaint?

"She went willingly, but not gladly, and when he attempted to kiss her, she turned from his lips."

Before I leave, ( quotes! )