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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Countdown: 137 days
Man. I watch one episode of The West Wing and already there kissing? Dude. Also, awwwwww. Any recs, anyone? Please?
In other TV news, I watched Urban Legend yesterday, and um. Has Michael Rosenbaum ever played a role that was even remotely straight?
Also, I should apparently not be allowed to buy dyke porn on my own. M/m porn? No problem. I've bought half a dozen gay porn novels over the course of the last three years, and while they weren't all brilliant or even good, they were passable. So a year or so ago, I got some lesbian pron from Amazon, thinking hey, I've been lucky with m/m porn, how bad could it be? Apparently, really bad. I read one page and put it back down, and only recently managed to read the whole thing. Man, this book is crap.
I mean, seriously. Take any fanfic rant/pet peeve/advice page. Any of them, doesn't matter. I guarantee you, this book (and it's really more of a booklet) violates at least two of the peeves on it. It's littered with italics, parentheses, the works.
And then there's the content, which is ... odd, to say the least. Now, I admit, my experience with dyke erotica is rather limited, but last time I checked, anything involving an actual cock is not lesbian. No, really. A number of stories also involve strap-ons, and while I'm prepared to make allowances for taste, I have to frown when a story goes on at some length about being fucked with a strap-on, and how much better it is than just fingers. I'm sorry, but if you want a cock that much, get a real one.
Someone want to reccommend some good lesbian porn?
And now, a word on the posting limit ... I agree with kat; three to five posts a day is really not that limiting, and if it takes the strain of the servers, we'll all be better for it. And really, even in my heydays, I very rarely posted more than twenty times a day. Granted, it might have implications for the owl tag game in LN, but that's easily solved by posting return owls in comments, I think.
That said, my account expires at the end of the month, and I'm thinking of switching to some sort of on-site thing. Not because of LJ itself, but because of friends list politics. I've been considering this since my paid account first ran out in ... June? July? But then people kept buying me renewals, so I put off the decision a bit longer every time. Right now, though, I'm rather sick of the whole thing. (Then again, the convenience of the friends list is so very addicting.)
In other news, I dreamed about Bole last night. Sadly, no smut was involved. Where do I file a complaint?
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- a good place to start
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*looks*
Perhaps it was this (http://www.acherontia.net/amatia/personal/jamie/bafta_02/377539j.jpg). Everyone's trying to grope him!
Or perhaps this (http://www.acherontia.net/amatia/personal/jamie/bafta_01/333141dc.jpg), subtitled "Get Away From Me, You Insane Woman!".
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Also, icon! Whee!
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I suck at checking non-lj journals. Feh.
So. Did I already mention that you're not allowed to leave lj? Heh.
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(Also: When the hell are you going to start getting on AIM again? Not that I have any right to complain just now since I'm never on AIM, but STILL. *shakes fist*)
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*starts plotting*
~Sun
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*hangs head*
butistillwishyouwouldntleave
Like Leena says, we'll be all sad then.
~Sun
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P.S. Ahahahahaha! I [heart] V and Sun.
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I NEVER read other journals than livejournals!
So. [pauses] You're not going anywhere, and that's FINAL. [skips off]
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Regardless, if you want het (and it's mostly het in the fandom, which is not the reason it's bad) The State of The Union is a good site. The mailing list has a lot of fics on it as well.
The problem with the west wing fandom is that, in addition to being elitist, it's rather boring. There's nothing new and exciting or, you know, not boring about it.
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But, take into account that I'm really bitter about the fandom. Because, if you're not a BNF and you don't want to be one, then you're really, well, not good enough.
I could go on and on, but I won't. Because while I may seem to be bitchy and mean, I try not to be ;)
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*shakes head*
When I get my home connection back, we should get on AIM and exchange fandom horror stories.
Ha! Yes. Like the saying, "Hell hath no fury like a woman socred ... From Fandom." Heh.
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Such a life we've lead.
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Ahh well, I wouldn't trade it for much (except maybe A LOT of money, and only if I could, you know, keep the people I know from fandoms with me). Because, for me the people make the fandom. I might have had a horrific experience with LN (and I did), but I 'met' a lot of people. Many of whom have ended up friends, or sort of friends (as in, I talk to them sometimes on AIM and read their LJs).
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The cheesy lesbian romance novel had some serious flaws (possibly more on that later), but I'll send it to you anyway.