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So did anyone else see Room 101 with Johnny Vegas yesterday? Public confession of his chatroom addiction. I was laughing and comiserating at the same time.

( Quotes to illustrate )

Oh, yes. Been there, done that, got the fangirl merchendise.

Oh, look, it's Steve in something other than a U2 t-shirt! Shock! :p

I may or may not have had a breakthrough revelation about Strange Love yesterday. Must ponder this. Must also write something today. No, really, self.

... Watch me be incredibly productive in other ways just to avoid writing. Oi.

On a different note, I'll be in London Sunday 19 January. Anyone want to meet up by any chance?

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Taking a page out of seanarenay's book, a rundown of the people in my head.

lee_jordan_: Plotting glittery mayhem with fred_weasley_, plotting random romance to spring on g_weasley_esq.
secretseeker: Either having Issues or throwing a diva fit, I'm still trying to work out which one it is. Making noises about quitting the team. Wibbling about his boyfriend's parents. Still seemingly on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Needs to be kept off any and all towers lest he go postal.
ilyssa_vector: Got laid, much to my dismay. Worried about thecursebreaker. Working on some scary-looking Arithmancy assignments.
thiggs: Presumably out of the country on mission for the Ministry. Anything else is need to know only. (*) Still depressed. Still bitter.

(* I'd seriously like to tell people what the deal is with Ter, but he won't let me. I had to fight him tooth and nail to let me even tell ladyjaida. It took fivr minutes of argueing before I was allowed to tell thezeppo even half of it, and he did need to know that! Argh.)

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From: st.ferd2.thristian.org (Screwtape)

>I bet you stand outside the new Harry Potter movie telling kids "The Snake dies", right?

"Titanic: The ship sinks."

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From: Sid <sid.froup.com>

> "Titanic: The ship sinks."

"Lord of the Rings: Frodo gives Sauron the ring and they get married."

Sid, what do you mean "That's not the story"?

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From: steven <spam.pieceoftheuniverse.com>

>"Lord of the Rings: Frodo gives Sauron the ring and they get married."

That's not a bad idea, actually. All this time Frodo's been scared witless whenever he comes across the all-seeing eye, and all he had to do was kneel and propose. Some soft music, a little candle-light, and he could have forgotten all about the volcano.

>Sid, what do you mean "That's not the story"?

Oh, I'm sure there's some slash fiction out there with that very premise.

*cracks up*