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From: st.ferd2.thristian.org (Screwtape)
>I bet you stand outside the new
Harry Potter movie telling kids "The Snake dies",
right?
"Titanic: The ship sinks."
From: Sid <sid.froup.com>
> "Titanic: The ship
sinks."
"Lord of the Rings: Frodo gives Sauron the ring and they get
married."
Sid, what do you mean "That's not the story"?
From: steven <spam.pieceoftheuniverse.com>
>"Lord of the Rings: Frodo gives
Sauron the ring and they get married."
That's not a bad idea, actually. All this time Frodo's been
scared witless whenever he comes across the all-seeing eye, and
all he had to do was kneel and propose. Some soft music, a little
candle-light, and he could have forgotten all about the volcano.
>Sid, what do you mean "That's not
the story"?
Oh, I'm sure there's some slash fiction out there with that very
premise.
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