Also.

Melle: SARAH WROTE RANDOM TOM/DAN!
V: I KNOW!
Melle: AND NOW JORDAN IS IMing ME MORE RANDOM T/D!
V: ME TOO
V: AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHHH
V: MY BRAIN IS BROKEN
Melle: THEY LOVE US!
V: THEY DO
Melle: *strikes pose*
V: *preens*

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NaNoWriMo: Day 5
Word Count: 1,652

Actually nearly met my quota yesterday. Not bad. And I would have actually met it, too, had Jordan not been c&p'ing this to me over AIM. And as if that's not enough to make my head explode, TOM AND DAN LOVE EACH OTHER!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*twitches* Anyone -- anyone whth a VCR and HBO and perhaps dubbing capacities, please somebody get me this tape? Pretty please? I'll pay. I'll offer you my young, nubile, virginal body! ANYTHING!

I had, like, stuff to say here, but I seem to have forgotten. Tom. Dan. Love. Yes. Sodding hell.

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( This is what happens when you're too much of a Ron/Hermione lover, kids. Don't let it happen to you, too! )

(Oh, and re: tattoos, I'd never get a Dark Mark tattoo, but I do want one that says "The Nine will Ride again" in Elvish. *cough* Mmm, geekiness.)

I so need professional help ...

So I woke up this morning with various songs from Grease in my head, and then I went for a smoke break and obviously someone laced my cigarette with the bad crack, because suddenly I had this vision of a HP remake of the musical, and um.

Danny Zuko: Marcus Flint
Sandra Dee: Percy Weasley
Rizzo: Oliver Wood

Yes, this would make it Marcus/Percy, and no, I don't know why that's so amusing, but this comes with ( the following imagery and lyrics ... )

And I'm sure if I could find a decent script I could work more people in there, but the Internet is frustrating me.

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What I'm doing instead of writing: Reading Chick tracks.

This one's kind of rubbing me the wrong way, because taking back an abusive man unless he's actually gone through therapy? Bad idea, no matter how saved he claims to be.

This one, on the other hand, is just plain hilarious. Yo, Jack, easy on the metaphors, man.

COMMUNISM = TEH DEVl!!11111!!!1!

And WTF is with the fundamentalists in the States (I don't recall ever seeing this anywhere else) and their hatred against the Catholic Church? Not that I don't sympathise, but oi.

Edit: Rock and Roll will SEND YOU TO HELL!!!

Right, so I'm 1) not baptised, 2) gay, 3) semi-communist, and 4) a fan of rock 'n roll. So I might as well be a pervy child fancier, because I'm already on the way to hell at quadruple speed.

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"We're not really enemies, we love each other, really."
(Tom Felton; clip)

I'd c&p my first reaction to V, but it's mostly "!!!!!!!!!!!" and blabering about accents and quidditch robes.