Road Office rage.

Right. Somebody please tell me where it says that anything on the receptionist's desk is fair game?

Get your fucking hands off my stuff, dammit!

Musiverse, anyone?

Melle: *eyes Harry and Draco* Cut it out, you bitches.
Harry: "What? I'm not doing anything."
Draco: *tries to look innocent*
Melle: "Don't even try it, Draco Malfoy. The day you manage to pull off a convincing innocent face will be the day I join a convent."
Draco: "Bugger."
Melle: "I'm not writing this."
Draco: "Why not? I like it."
Melle: "Because it's uncomfortably close to V's Someday Not Today, and because it's stupid and cliché'd, and what's with the fucking chess board, and also, I know you, you're liable to drag me along for another semi-epic, and NaNoWriMo starts in ten days and I'm lucky enough to've finished Evitar in time and speaking of which, wasn't that enough for you? You got to blather at me for almost 2,800 words and--"
Harry: "Er, Melle?"
Melle: "WHAT?!?"
Harry: "Breathe?"
Melle: "I'm breathing, I'm breathing. This is me, breathing. All right? Just. Tell your fucking boyfriend over there to cut it the fuck out."
Draco: *smirk*

Holy hell.

To: Every single person involved in the casting of the HP movie, and the shooting of the press images
From: Melle
Re: This and this

Dear all

Have my children? Please?

No, wait, you can't, because my ovaries have completely imploded. Gnaaaah!

Lust,
Barren in Belgium

Some highlights:

• Huge, huge file, but the little picture of the twins? Mmm, incestilicious.
• Oh. My. God. Do these people even realise how Freudian this picture is? (Then again, maybe sometimes a broomstick really is just a broomstick. Unless, of course, you're Oliver.)
• Mpfg. Holy. Shit. Speaking of incest.
• Yes, yes, you're a tough, dangerous Gryffindor. *pet*
• qsdlkjlkdjfezrsdf I'm sorry, you were saying?
• I still say this looks like it could've been maniped by slashers because Christ on a cupcake, people! The caption for this is "Harry and Draco glaring." That? Is not glaring. It's not. I've seen them glare, and this isn't it. Le wow.

And ooooh, they have hig-res, large versions of a lot of the pictures I'd already seen. Le yay! *hugs her PhotoShop* (A decent version of the duelling scene!!!!!! Although the colours still look crappy, and I can't seem to get them corrected. Argh.) (HUGE version of the Marcus&Draco&Whosit picture!!!!)

Edit: Ahahaha! Okay, translation of the text on this picture:

"Since the first Harry Potter, I've already grown 8 cm [about 3.2 inches -- ed]. My voice has also started to break, but I don't think anyone will notice."

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Er, Dan? Trust us. We noticed.

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Yay! Finished and beta'd. As usual, click on the banner to see the cover. :)

evitar
years later.
(Gen. Harry and Draco.)