1. Twenty stories, one writer, writing at their peak. You choose the fandom(s), but it has to last you a year. Only one writer. No, seriously. Gun to your head. Only one writer. No exceptions. Only one writer.
Silvia, who would have to write:
- One Marcus/Oliver, Harry/Draco epic;
 - Five H/D or M/O storieses, combine at will;
 - One Cooper Hawkes/Nathan West epic;
 - One Lee/George story;
 - Five Spike/Xander stories;
 - Three James/Jason (Metallica) stories ;
 - Three Sex Pistols stories, any pairing;
 - One U2 story, any pairing.
 
Oh, lord. Jen Riddler, Shalott, Jae, and Wax .
3. God is kind. You can choose five pro authors, living or dead, to write one story each in the fandom(s) of your choice.
Okay, sad thing? I thought about this for so fucking long and I can still only come up with four pro authors I actually still like to read. Sigh.
- Stephen King -- Something in Harry Potter fandom. I think something in the style of the Dark Tower series would fit this fandom so well, for some reason. Or prehaps something in the style of The Body.
 - Poppy Z Brite -- Sex Pistols. Yes. Mrrrr.
 - Douglas Adams -- Popslash. He could do Chris so much justice.
 - Tabitha Lee -- Spike/Xander. God, she'd be brilliant.