Nocturnal Affair -- Lee/Filch. Um. Sadly? I'm not half as disturbed as I was by the Lee/Percy.
Hey Pretty/Terrible Thought -- Fred wants George. George is confused. George wants Fred, but he's scared it will ruin their friendship.[...] Okay, I'm sorry, but when your BROTHER starts WANTING you, ruining of friendships is NOT the first thing you worry about, OKAY?
Stephanie and George -- This is a fic about George going on an exchange program to a Muggle Skool and what happens there!! OBVIOUSLY not a Mary Sue, because this IDIOT OBVIOUSLY never WENT to "skool".
Love of Brothers -- Fred/George/Percy. Not sure if I should be horrified or enthralled.
Definitions of Sanity -- Fred/Lee/George. PWP. Not half bad, I must say.
Children at Play -- Annoying formatting, story's not bad.
And then there were all sorts of Big Ball Of Wrong stories, with Harry/Fred, Harry/George, Snape/Ginny, Ginny/Oliver, Snape/Fred/George, etc.
Oh, and dear ff.net writers: Peeps are candy, and they don't read fanfic. We're people. Ta.
And then there's this:
Toast -- Oasis, Noel/Andy. TOAST! Ahahahahahahaha!