Why I love my job, by Melle, age six

Heh.

There's currently seven of us in the office, and two of them are wearing shoes.

*shuffles about in summer dress and bare feet* This makes the heath almost bearable. Although my inner thighs would like a word, and the word is: "Ow."

Get your minds out of the gutter, it's stiffness from running yesterday.

Ow, my brain

Or: What Happens When Melle Spends Too Much Time Redoing the RS-X Archive ...

I just read Whose Line Whores as "Whose Whores Are They Anyway?". Which would actually make a really good title for a parody/humour WLiiA slash story. But, you know.

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Oh, hell. I just remembered I actually wrote an incredibly crappy Blanc/Barthez snippet way back in 1998. I'm afraid to read it.

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femgeek: Ahahaha! Dude, have ou seen the *NSync is the devil petition?
flabbergast1704: Am reading it right now.
flabbergast1704: Ahahaha.
femgeek: <<This is stupid. How old are you? What the hell are you on? >> I agree with this one!
flabbergast1704: Hahahaha! Yes, me too.
femgeek: Also, heee. "Gaylords". That word amuses me, for some reason. I'm picturing King Lance or something.
femgeek: Evil Gay Overlords!
femgeek: **hysterical laughter** From "Satan" <<How dare you all talk about me, as if you were
actually there when NSYNC went to sign the deal
with me. For you information, only two of the
members signed the pact. The other guys are still,
to this day good, thriving Christians. So what if
they get laid on the road, pre martial sex is in, deal
with it. BTW Get out more and experience the
world from which you all have sheltered
yourselves from.>>

flabbergast1704: Ahahahahahaha!
femgeek: And the in the "will you send this to everyone you lkow" collumn, it says "non". **cracks up** WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY?
flabbergast1704: Because it IS!
femgeek: Satan speaks FRENCH! BWAHAHAHAHA!
flabbergast1704: OF COURSE he does.
flabbergast1704: And ow, people need to learn how to spell. It's making my head huuurt.
femgeek: Wait till you get to the third page. There's a chick who starts EVERY DAMN WORD with a capital letter. Not all caps. Not all non-caps. Not proper punctuation. All first letters are caps.
flabbergast1704: Sick. It's just... sick.
femgeek: **cries with laughter** Oh, MAN!
flabbergast1704: Oh, it's just too funny. *can't stop laughing*
flabbergast1704: I'm a NSYNC fan but they are gettin' to nasty. They should restore their faith.
flabbergast1704: Ahahahahahahaha!
femgeek: Og all the bands I'm a fan oif, *NSync is the one that's gonna get me into hell? Ahahahahaha!
flabbergast1704: Oh, totally. Because hey, it's *NSYNC. Not good for you at all. *cracks up*
femgeek: Hee. okay, must not randomly friendify people because they're into Becks/owen
femgeek: *NSync: the ail for what cures ya? **hysterical laughter**
flabbergast1704: Ahahaha!
femgeek: kay, I have to post this conversation in my LJ.