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I haven't been doing that first line thing, because I'm really indifferent about my first lines. I don't hate any of them, but I don't particularily like any of them, either. but cliokat qouted some of her favourite lines from her stories, and I figured I could do that.

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You know how you can tell I'm totally out of it? I start trying to use phrases like "revolutionary percolation." That would be a good name for a coffee shop.
(Dara; LJ)

And speaking of things that have nothing to do with the rest of this post, I have to write an 800-word essay for History tomorrow. Gimme an "A", gimme a "P", gimme an "A", gimme a "T", gimme an "H", gimme a "Y"... what's it spell? Who gives a crap.
(Dara; LJ)

Six in the morning should be fired.
(Lucy; LJ)

"Jocko explains everything to 'Bones -- even the part where he got tossed like a little girly doll. Jocko says that Bug Boy headed off toward the woods. Cheekbones says he knows where Bug Boy was going. Jocko offers to drive. Wait a minute. Two hunky cornfed country boys. One blond. One dark-haired. An offer to rescue a girl by hopping into a car together. Hey, they're trying to pass off The Dukes of Hazzard on us!"
(Smallville recap; Television Without Pity)

- Swishy Queen!Lex and Cocksucker!Clark. Ding ding! We've got a winner!
- You realise that the guy who created Superman would have a heart attack if he heard this. Ha!
- The guy who created Superman should have had a hand in casting, then.
- Right. With a very firm "No acting like Lex is about to star in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" line in the contract.
(Ang, Twi, re: Smallville)

Real men need no complete sentences!
(Ang; IRC)

- Zombie!Ian? Hey, Curefic writers would probably find it sexy...
- *shudder*
- Robert/dead!Ian? "Um, my penis just fell off." "Hang on, I've got Crazy Glue..."
(Twi, Ang; IRC)

* minerva breathes. Reluctantly.
(Melle; IRC)

Gah. Chris. Eyeliner.Whoo. Think I'm pregnant.
(Anna; IRC)

With all due respect to my family, the big highlight of Christmas was the Tivo I got for myself. I mean, Mom, Dad--you guys made a great dinner and you raised me and your love makes the world go around, but the thing is, I can now watch live TV and hit "pause" and make Carson Daly shut up and sit there with his mouth open for up to thirty minutes. I can make Adam Carolla my digital bitch! Joy to the world.
(Wendy M; journal)

Argh! Henry Rollins, man with a really thick neck who has nothing better to do than appear on VH1 specials.
(Ruth; IRC)

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Been a productive day, today. Flat is all clean, fridge is defrosted, and I made more mini-pancakes and also chocolate truffles.

Will now go shower and find something to watch while stuffing my face.