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So, yes, I'm home. And yes, I just got home. And yes, it's quarter past midnight and in four hours and fifteen minutes, I will have been awake for foury-eight hours, more or less straight. And I have the cold from hell. And I spent eight hours at Stansted because I missed my flight. (There's a bit more to it than that, including battles with phone numbers and me breaking down and crying on the phone to my Dad -- which I normally never would do; I don't panic, I take charge, but dude, thirty-two wakeing hours and a huge cold take their toll, y'know? -- but that's the basics.)

However! All that misery does not take away the yoj that is mini!SwanCon: London! Sae! Squeee! Slash and slashdom conversations at Starbucks! Gay porn store! Slimelight! Boys in drag! Boys holding hands! Boys in drag holding hands! Wheeeee!

MOre detailed con report to follow tomorrow. It's not like I'll be able to make it to work anyway.

Also!

Someone do me a favour and post a copy of/link to any comprehensive "These are the Oscar winners + Slashy Highlights" entry or something? I know at least one of you lot will make such an entry!

Before I forget:

Disturbing Headlines/Covers, as seen in and around London and the airport:

Robbie Williams Marries His Best Friend;

Anything and everything in the tabloids;

Steve Balmer in a white wedding dress.

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*dies* Am back from the swamp that is skip=700. Have survived. Have bookmarked all entries I mean to respond to. Will actually respond today and tomorrow. Am dead. Mini!SwanCon: London report coming in a bit. will now proceed to talk about shit that happened while I was away.

Laaaaaaaance Iiiiiin Spaaaaaace! -- *dies laughing* I. Dude! I could not possibly love the boy more. Lord, he's so delighfully snarky and funny and does not take himeself serious. Wheee! *pets Lance* I wuv you.

The Oscars -- LotR got robbed, as expected; Ian and the Bit O' Crumpet were apparently cute, and Whoopie Goldberg is hot. All in all, I'm not regretting my lack of TV. Between LJ and the newspaper I can get all the pictures and news I need. *grin*

Um. I'msure other shit happened, but. Well. More on that as I think of it. Watch this Lance in space!

Text message slash sent to juju21:

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful, blond prince called Justin. Prince Justin was in love with a knight called Joey. But Joey's armour wasn't quite that shiny, and he didn't have royal blood. So King Chris and Queen Lance didn't want him to marry their son. They wanted Prince Justin to marry Prince Josh. Prince Justin said, "But I don't love him!" And Prince Josh said,"But I want to be a bard!"

And so, in the end, the King and Queen let their son marry Joey. It was a fairy tale wedding with music composed by Prince Josh. No one really understood the music, but that was okay, because Prince Justin looked fetching in white. Andthentheyhadsex, and they lived happily ever after. The end.

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... Help? I went to this page, clicked "server 1" and got a 404. Help meee! I want to hear the medley!