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[bubosquared]

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful, blond prince called Justin. Prince Justin was in love with a knight called Joey. But Joey's armour wasn't quite that shiny, and he didn't have royal blood. So King Chris and Queen Lance didn't want him to marry their son. They wanted Prince Justin to marry Prince Josh. Prince Justin said, "But I don't love him!" And Prince Josh said,"But I want to be a bard!"

And so, in the end, the King and Queen let their son marry Joey. It was a fairy tale wedding with music composed by Prince Josh. No one really understood the music, but that was okay, because Prince Justin looked fetching in white. Andthentheyhadsex, and they lived happily ever after. The end.