This Is My Life

Is it me, or is Edge starting to forget he's a forty-year-old man and not a fourteen-year-old girl?

Edge: "Eeee! It's *NSync!" *runs around in circles*
JC: "Ee?"
Edge: *lick*
JC: !!!!!!
Melle: !!!!!!!!!!
JC&Edge: *snog*
Melle: ... JC? Why are you in my head?
JC: ...
Edge: "Cupcake?" *cupcakes*
JC: "Coffee?" *coffees*
Melle: Okay, you can stay.

Ow. lylak just made my ovaries explode. Ow, ow, ow. Justiiiin! Oh, god. You know, the day they show a picture of Justin holding Brianna, there's going to be a world-wide epidemy of sterile women due to ovary-explosions.

Am inflicting crossover lurve on katari. Soon, she will be one of us!

I can't drag myself away from the hackery AU.

Mission accomplished. :)

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WTF?

What. The. Fucking. Fuck?

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- Okay, you just have to love a story that begins with the sentence: "Nick was naked."
- http://www.juppy.org/boys/stories/au_wake.html
- Oh, right, I read that one!
- MotherHen!Juppy!
- I know! It's cute! (I did not say that!)
(Tri, me; MSM)

- * Tri doesn't bother. My denial isn't awake at 7:42 AM.
- q!
- Thou doth quoth too much-eth!
- q!eth
- GAH! Methinks I best get my American ass to bed before the Belgian starts Quote War Three.
(Tri, me; MSM)

(Edit: More quoteage:

I'm not sure how I rank [Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back] alongside the other Kevin Smith films. Dogma is still probably my favourite . . . but aye, it was definitely cool, and despite the number of in-jokes, I'd recommend it to everyone. Well, probably not to my mother, but most other people.
Also, the slasher in me would like a word.
And the word is:
SQUEEEEEEEE!
(Zed; LJ)

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*rubs temples*

Right. I want to know, right now, what the FUCK TrafficMagnet is DOING!

Obviously, sending spam about is.net and how they can have it listed on 30,000 search engines. I've had this spam before, but I didn't react. Fist of all because I don't want to be listed, and secondly because um. Are there even 30,000 search engines in total? Didn't think so.

So now they're trying a new technique: spamming other people. So far, ktnb, themyst and Tammy (!) have had an email. (Resulting, in the latter case, in veiled accusations. Fun!)

DAMMIT!

How the fuck did they even get these email addies? Gah! I don't have anyone's but my own on my site!

Spambusting

Sent email:

Subject: Re: WWW.independentsoul.NET
Date: Tue, 05 Feb 2002 20:55:47 +0100
From: Sofie 'Melle' Werkers
To: christine@trafficmagnet.net

Hello,

I'm writing in regard to the following email:

<<I visited WWW.INDEPENDENTSOUL.NET, and noticed that you're not listed on some search engines! I think we can offer you a service which can help you increase traffic and the number of visitors to your web site. I would like to introduce you to TrafficMagnet.net. We offer a unique technology that will submit your web site to over 300,000 search engines and directories every month.>>

I have received this email multiple times already, and I've ignored it because I don't want my site listed on *any* search engine. I have responded the first saying I wasn't interested, to no avail.

Yesterday, at least three people I know received this spam email about a domain they have nothing whatsoever to do with, other than knowing me. I don't know how or why you got these people's emails, but please remove them from your database.

I don't want any of my friends *or* myself to ever again receive another one of these emails.

Sincerely,

Sofie Werkers

Sent with return receipt so I can actually know if they've even read it.