q!

Dear Trent,

Help! Lance Bass is a woman trapped in a twelve-year-old's body, and he frightens me!

Sincerely,
Triana
(Tri, re this picture; AIM)

More q!age

femgeek: Heee! Dacey is in your poem! I like it!
Bebisla: *laughs* I know! But you know. Some of the stuff she says just sticks.
femgeek: *nodnod*
femgeek: ("His little FEET!")
Bebisla: Squee! Yesyes!
Bebisla: It's aaaaall her fault I even read Guerillas. I wasn't going to, because. WIP, you know? But she's- she should totally be in advertising.
femgeek: Yes!
femgeek: because, y'know, people skip ads and all, but an ad featuring the words "His little FEET!"? Would totally atch attention.
Bebisla: They so would. Shoe commercials. She's be all "Nikes! SQUEEE!! For your little FEET!"
femgeek: Heee! Dude, she could amlost make ME buy Nikes.

Updated Bunny list

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( Yet more icons, and one Arwen/Aragorn wallpaper, all free to good home. )

Mostly Random (with apologies to Douglas Adams)

Fellowship Of The Ring viewings: 3 (Will go tomorrow or day after. Maybe today if knee allows.)
Pages read in in Lord Of The Rings: 520 ("I thank you indeed," said Gimli greatly pleased. "I will gladly go with you, if Legolas, my comrade, may ride with us." Oh, how I love Legolas/Gimli.)

First things first: many many many thanks to lexx for the Nazgul screencap. Now my work wallpaper looks like this:

In other news, I was going to say rsadelle was cruel and unusual, but then she went and wrote this and well, I just can't not like people who run with my bunnies. *grin*

Had a fitful sleep, but a pleasant night. Kept waking up from slashy dreams. There was some Boromir/Aragorn, and I distinctly remember a Chris/Justin/Nick one. Hmski.

I officially crave to write Aragorn/Boromir. But, you know, I seriously need to finish that damn prison story first. It's rather hard to write about metalboys (and boyban boys) in prison arguing, taking drugs, having fucked-up sex and just being generally messed-up when my head is filled with images of rugged warrior sex. (Specifically, rugged warrior sex in Moria. Mmm, undergound sex!)

Data transferred from femgeeks this month: 5.130 GB (*cringe* Just ten more days, ten more days ...)

Still haven't managed to shake icon-making urge. Anyone want one? Anyone? Bueller? Don't make me randomly pick someone from my friends list and make them icons, yo! You know I will! Don't push me! You wouldn't like me when I'm desperate!

You two are hilarious. And Anna, you are too a pervert. But then, so am I. So you're in good company. Want to carpool to hell? :)

Argh! Dammit hotmail, stop timing out while downloading my freakin' email!

Everyone should go look at natlet's journal, for she is sharing pictures of Bono's ass. I'm scared. (Icon, anyone? *grin*)

Someone wants to tell me about erectyle disfunction. Don't really have a need for that info, since, you know, I am neither male myself nor interested in men like that.

...

Maybe there's a plot bunny there. (Ahahahaha! Okay, now I want to write impotent!James. I'm so cruel to the poor man. *snicker*)

Is it me or am I always out of the gossip loop? *eyes Zarya* If we're still on for the chat-in this weekend, will you tell me what the hell is going on on my friends page?

Random pimping time: everyone should go read Amy Fortuna's (sunshinegirl) lovely Tolkien slash. Personal favourites: More Than A Broken End (mmmm, Aragorn/Boromir) and Never Trust An Elf (lovely Legolas/Gimli, linked to Least Expected depite abovementioned bandwidth issues because it doesn't appear to be up on her personal site yet).

Lunch break! Whee. Off to work on my site for an hour or so.

Random squeeage and a question.

I am quite possibly far too happy about the fact that I'm wearing a TimberTrick T-shirt. Heeeee. theirloveissotrue!

[Poll #16733]

MIA

alymalone -- Since 27 December 2001
antindrone -- Since 17 December 2001

It's 3:26 PM. Do you know where your slashers are?

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The fuck? What's with the sudden surge in visitors to my site last Saturday? Nearly seven hundren visitors? In a day? Woa.

Have had 3,506 visitors this month. Oi.

This month, 1,822 people have looked at my /written folder. Next most popular one is my webcam.

Apparently, the vast majority of people come here through LJ. The top three are wea's, silviakundera's, sandradelete's friends pages. Oddness.

I also get quite a few people coming from Lucy's site. Whee. Also from the crossover index, and from the Damon/Affleck Slash Archive, which makes me feel slightly guilty for not having my Ben/Matt up on the site anymore. (Also: I started this? WTF?) And Amy's Rec Page, making me blush.

Keywords:

• sexy fonts -- Ummmm, yeah.
• ludwig biker mice -- Oiiiiii, talk about your blast from the past. (The BM ref should be obvious. The Ludwig ref ... well, there's a long story of a flamewar there, which I won't get in to. Suffice to say, that was three and a half years ago, and it boggles the mind as to why someone would search for this. Oy vey.)
• simpons cartoon porno -- Some people. I tells ya.
• ewan mcgregor naked -- Wheee!
• mark wahlbergs cock -- Ew?
• matt damon pantsless -- Ahahahahahahahahaha! Oh, fuck, that cracks me up.
• im puppeteer looking relationship belgium -- Okay, this officially scares me.
• femgeeks fucking daddy -- And again with the scary.
• did justin timberlake get in a fist fight are their photos to prove it -- Eh?
• boylove history -- Bwahahaha!
• There seem to be a lot of people looking for snappy comebacks. Hrm. Maybe there's a market there.
• incest girl -- No, luv, that's my girlfriend. :)

Conclusion: the internet harbours some scary-ass people.

Also, you lot aren't being very helpful. *pointed glare*

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YES! I finally got the message thingie for my webcam to work. Sae, honey, you rock a thousand worlds.

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Im' being a very bad girl and slacking like crazy. Um. I'll work tomorrow, I promise!

Didn't I warn you lot?

See? See? More icons on crack.

Whee! More wallpapers!

Dude!

I sold four more things from the femgeeks stores! One to arkane156 and three to two different people! Whee! I guess advertising on tolkien_slash paid off. ^_____^

(Edit: According to my calculations, if I save $5/week frmo now until September, I'll have saved up the money for both femgeeks an my own domain. Should be more than doable.)

Oooh, fun!

Haven't done a survey in quite a while. So, since emmyfic asked here's ...

1. My Favourite Childhood Memory
2. Most Traumatizing High School (or thereabouts) Memory
3. Funniest Memory

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So I'm talking to silviakundera about the hotness that is BraidsAndBraces!Chris, and the following happens:

femgeek: But. HOT!
femgeek: And um. It kind makes Germany!Timbretrick less weird, because Christ hsa BRACES, so he doesn't seem that much older than Justin and um. Hi, plot bunny.
radioactiveguava: Hee! Yes. He looked really young.
femgeek: Um. HEY! **hides from the bunny**
radioactiveguava: Nooo! No hiding!
femgeek: I. Justin looking at Chris and suddenly he looks so young, amlost Justin's age, and suddenly Justin's allowed to see CHris as more than a slightly freaky, really cool older friend.
femgeek: (Help?)
radioactiveguava: Oooooo!
radioactiveguava: :;shoves the bunny at you::
femgeek: **runs**
femgeek: Bah. You suck.

Mutter.