You're using Boyband Speak to plot a U2 story. Stop it. <g>
(Molly; IRC)
I am highly, highly amused by my brain.
# 2 Ravenclaw - smart, intellectual
# 3 Hufflepuff - patient, hardworking, loyal
# 4 Slytherin - cunning, ambitious, machiavellian
One -- Because I'm an egotistical bitch. And also because PervySlashwriter!Bono is hilarious.
Eight -- Because the punchline still makes me laugh.
Fourty-eight -- Because the world needs more baby!Justin.
Fifty-seven -- Because Bono is a dirty old man, and the world deserves to know!
Ninety-five -- Because it's the best damn explanation of slash I've ever heard!
One hundred and three -- Because it has badess!Chris, and I'm easy.
Two hundred and two -- Because it's the debut of my favourite Bono icon.
Two hundred and eight -- Because I know they're all U2-related, but it's funny, dammit!
Two hundred and thirdty-six -- Because it gave me a Bono/Tony Blair image.
Two hundred and sixty-seven -- Because, well.
Two hundred and seventy-seven -- Because it made me snicker. Loudly. At work.
Two hunhred and eighty-seven -- Because "Bite me, Hewson" is a line I'm going to steal, oh yes I am.
Three hundred and one -- Because it's funny, I tell you.
I am a sad, sad person.