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I hate this. I hate that I'm always the supportive one, the shoulder to cry on. I hate that i can't make myself say no, that I can't make myself want to say no. I hate this feeling of obligation. I hate myself, and I hate that i have to lock this away from the very people I love most, because I will make myself always be there for them, no matter what, no matter how badly crushed I sometimes feel.

i can't breathe

I'm not fucking strong enough for this!

dammit

WTF?

MTV is playing Metallica's Whiskey In the Jar!

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Thanks. All of you. You know who you are. I'm feeling a lot better now. Lighter. I'll be fine, I just need to get things off my chest sometimes.

Argh!

There is a Robbie Williiams muse in my brain. He's wearing pajamas. And carrying a pillow. And he's standing in the doorway of Mark Owen's hotel room, asking if he can sleep there tonight. Because his room is haunted. Argh.

And this is the canon bit, people! Grrrrr! *glares at Amy*

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I used to think I should cut down on sugar and caffeine, but I think it's just that I can't sit still. Which is why this chair is a good thing, because it gives me ample opportunity to wriggle around. When I'm at home, I can't wriggle in my chair, and I get up and walk around a lot.

I suck. I'm a 4-year-old on a sugar high.

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Oh Joseph. Oh. *attaches self to Joey* Sob. Yes. Want! Teedybear.

Bah.

Right. Plan. Um. Clean desk. Go out. Buy nail stuff. (*glares at amatia, cause that's her fault) Buy long enough phone chord. Come back. Do work. Make orgy!TakeThat wallpaper.

Sigh.

Will work for life?

Moulin Rouge Countedown!

35 hours. Grar.

Running to catch the bandwagon.

Handwriting sample. From my draft of Here And Now. And yes, I always write in purple ink.

Memo

To: People
From: Me
Re: Spelling of my name

Yo!

It's Es Oh Ef I Ee. Sofie. With a fucking F! Get it? No ph in sight.

Boom shaka,
Sofie Werkers

(Not meant for any of you, btw. Am pissed off at work-related people. Grrr.)

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For some reason, most of the LJ!celebs have ceased to be amusing. I think it's the whole 'live action' thing. I liked it better when they were 'pretending' it was an actual journal. You know? And LJ!Bono and LJ!Bowie pissed me off, too, with their fake Britishness. For fuck's sake, people, if you're gonna insist on playing a British celebrity, could you at least try to sound kind of vaguely British? I've seen Americans write Brit-based fandoms and pull it off, so it can be done. Just do a little research or something.

Wah?

Remember what I was saying about Duff MacKagan and being a sexy girl?

*blinks slowly*

q!

I resent getting emails offering to send me free sheep.
(Tri; MSM)

I think Dara's corrupted me. Shoot me if I ever find Bill Gates sexy, will you?
(Tri; MSM)

At this point I have a request for our fans. If any of you in any way hate homosexuals, people of different color, or women, please do this one favor for us - leave us the fuck alone! Don't come to our shows and don't buy our records.
(Kurt Cobain)

- Well, it's the Headbanger's Ball so I thought I'd wear a gown. But he wouldn't wear his tux. He didn't give me a corsage, either.
- No. Well, at least I asked you out.
(Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic)

-So why did you go to school anyway?
- For lunch!
(Interviewer, Dave Grohl)

I'm a spokesman for myself. It just so happens that there's a bunch of people that are concerned with what I have to say. I find that frightening at times because I'm just as confused as most people. I don't have the answers for anything. I don't want to be a fucking spokesperson.
(Kurt Cobain)

Mornings are good, but they should really stay at the end of the day where they belong.
(Shadowhawk; LJ comment)

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I was gonna announce sudden DuffLust, but then it spread and now I have GnRLust. Badly. Because they're all fucking. sexy. btiches. Growl.

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Kilt. Sex. Now!

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AJ McLean is fucking hot, yo!

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Steven Adler is a hairy motherfucker. And his nipples scare me.