(Dude. So taping this in rerun later.)
In better news, my dad is a sweetie. He spotted a Real Cheap printer and phoned me to ask if he should buy it for me. So somewhere in the next week, I shall have a printer. An actual colour printer! Whee.
(Next step would be a computer with better processor and much, much more memory. Then, a webcam. And a scanner.)

You and Daniel Johns are a match made in heaven! You're both highly creative and when you're making music you like to experiment with different ideas and sounds. You are both big animal lovers and would love nothing more than to live in a house with lots of different types of pets running around!
Um. No? One pet is enough, ta. And who the fuck is this guy anyway?