This just cracks my ass up:
"But I thought you liked me Fred" Christina said, as she slowly brought her hand down her chest, over her breasts."Not after i found out what a hoe you are. After you've slept with Carson, Em, Nelly, Sisqo, ALL the N Sync members, (even the one with the STD's!) All the BSB, and out of all people, Lars Ulrich, AND his monkey boyfriend, James Hetfield! You're pretty much worthless now..."
*giggles insanely* Monkey boyfriend .... Bwahahahaha!
[Okay, so clearly, I have not had enough sleep Will sleep some between dinner and chat. Promise. Will be more coherent in chat. Honest.]
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