The Adventures of Knitting Needle Man and Sister of Knitting Needle Man versus Doctor Duck

Please don't ask.

Going through your character's sex lives is interesting. Until you realize that they're imaginary, and have been having sex inside your head. Then you feel dirty.
(Sandra Delete; BMB MB's)

My roommate is Michael Stipe in drag!
(Molly; IRC)

* Natlet smacks her brain. Stop it.
(Nat; IRC)

Lance is not allowed to be cute. He is, however, allowed to be pornstarish.
(me; IRC)

* Natlet listens to U2's "New York" and decides Bono and Edge finally went out and bought an apartment where they could fuck uninterrupted.
(Nat; IRC)

We are so nuts. But it's fun!!
(Molly; IRC)

And lookit the hair. And the clothes. I'd buy him just for the style tips.
(Nat, re a DavidMuse; IRC)

Eww, XFL. For those people who can't get enough jiggle in their sports.
(Nette; IRC)

Just clone me so I have someone to get along with.
(Stellar; AG)

I love my boys like my cars...sleek, smooth, fast and convertable.
(Taylor; IRC)

Don't you know it's bad to trust a sex toy that requires a wall outlet?
(Taylor; IRC)

Oh, me and my delusions are having a blast playing strip poker with the flying pigs.
(me; email)