Another snippet that promised sex and then chickened out. Mimph. And I just know I'mna regret posting this once I've had some sleep, but by then it'll be too late. So, here it is. I wrote smarm!
*RIIIING*“Hello?”
“Lars.”
“Jase! How are you? Why’re you calling in the middle of the fucking night? Are you okay? Do you need help? Is there anything I can do?”
“Lars, calm the fuck down. I’m fine, I just felt like calling you.”
“At this time of night?”
“Yeah, I knew you’d still be up. It’s not like you to go to sleep when there’s still porn on.”
“You make me sound like some kind of dirty old man.”
“And your point is?”
“Very funny, dick. Did you just want to inform me of my depravity, or was there another reason you called?”
“I just felt like calling you. I may be out of the band, but you’re still my friend.” Silence. “And I missed you. Life’s too quiet without you.”
“… I miss you, too.”