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[bubosquared]

And now, in Concepts That Make Me Lose Faith In Humanity: Skinny Water. I cannot even, people. *throws hands up in despair* It's water. Water! For the love of god! The diet industry has now officially jumped the fucking shark.

Excuse me, I'm going to go back to writing. The zombie apocalypse is less depressing than this shit.

Comments

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

I -- I --

It's not a parody? Tell me it's a parody. For the love of god, tell me it's a parody.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. It took me seeing the ad on TV several times before I believed it, too.

Reality: From the people who brought you The Onion!

[wibbble]

Too true: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/8237558.stm

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

... Yeah, you know what, I give up. There clearly is a deity, and they're fucking with us!

[jamaisneutral.livejournal.com]

Low calory water? Low calory? How much lower than 0 can you get?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I don't know, and I don't really want to know. My brain! D:

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

...

......

BUT IT'S WATER FFS.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

RIGHT? You know what, fuck this shit. Humanity, you're on notice -- on more fuckup like this and I'm DIVORCING your ass!

(Pee Ess: Check yer e-mail. :D)

[spacelem.livejournal.com]

It's not meant for you. It's idiot tax, for idiots who buy this sort of nonsense.