Gerard Way may save your life, but Frank Iero will destroy your sexuality

[bubosquared]

Dear Frank Iero,

Please cease and desist being a FUCKING HOT LESBIAN, you fucker, and UNHAND MAH GAY!

Distressedly yours,
Melle

(Seriously, that haircut couldn’t be any dykier if it put on a strap-on and fucked your girlfriend. Frank is pretty much my Ideal of Hotness in that picture and I WANT HIM TO STOOOOP! D: )

(Oh great, just when I could’ve really used my “inappropriate lusting” tag, I’ve gone and deleted it.)

(Oh hey, while I’m up, anyone want to point me towards a good starting point for finding Ray Toro and/or Bob Bryar-centric picspam and/or fic?)

Crossposted from Sleepless in Scotland. Comment here or there.

Comments

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Seriously, that haircut couldn’t be any dykier if it put on a strap-on and fucked your girlfriend.

JESUS CHRIST WARN A GIRL. I JUST FELL OFF MY FUCKING CHAIR LAUGHING.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

CONSIDER IT VENGEANCE!

(I originally titled this entry "I may never forgive Amy for this" FOR A REASON, biatch!)

(Right, fuckit, I need a bandom icon. *goes to look*

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha!

Ok, it's better. I'm laughing at you now. XD

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS, MISSY! WITH FRANK'S HAIR!

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

*wheezes* *topples over*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

THAT'LL LEARN YA!

[meacoustic.livejournal.com]

I am laughing at both of you right now.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

AAAND FUCK YOU, TOO! *flails* Stealing my GAY!

[meacoustic.livejournal.com]

*mocks*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

*sulks*

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

Gerard Way does seriously bad things to my gay, too. (Yes, I know it's the guitarist doing yours in, but -- Gerard Way! In "I'm Not Okay"! I may never be quite as gay again!)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oh, Gerard has Hello I Am A Hot Lesbian Don't You Want To Sex Me Up moments, too, I'll admit. Fuckers, all of them!

[i-amthecosmos.livejournal.com]

I was wondering when MCR would finally get you. It took a while.

I write Gerard/Bob. I shamefully neglect Ray for no good reason, but have written him a couple of times. I cannot write Mikey at all.

But I'm stuck on Gerard/Bob. I'm fixated, I can't stop. It's my favorite.

There's a whole bunch of it over at zillah_slash.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oooh, a starting point, thank you!

MCR finally got to me when I realised they all gay. And that Frank is a fucking hot lesbian. (And OMG Gerard tearing off on a rant about objectification of women and wanting to make their shows a safe space for kids -- GERARD WAY WILL SAVE MY LIFE, PEOPLE! HE WILL!)

[i-amthecosmos.livejournal.com]

I know. I started off identifying with Gerard, because of his addiction issues and the way he dealt with them. And then on top of it, he's against sexism? Be still my heart.

And then everyone falls in love with Frank. Every fuckin' body. There's no cure for it.

I kind of think Bob is the perfect man, at least for Gerard. I also get tinhatty about him, because out of that whole group, he's the one I think might actually be gay. He's such a good bear, you know. I mean, I'll never know for sure unless the People interview comes out, but it seems that way to me. But, I can't help but think that.