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[bubosquared]

Work eat brain bah. *zombies*

Here, have some quotes:

Anna: I know how it works with wikipedia and click click click, but I'm not entirely sure how I got from White Supremecists to conspiracy theories about the Clintons.

Therosewilde: Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers, for we have Photoshop and can turn you into a gorilla.

Melle's Supervisor: Children of the Corn VI: Lesbians of the Corn!

Dda: His penis's LJ has 54 mutual friends. If nothing else, I think this proves the old maxim that whenever you think things couldn't get any weirder, the Internet proves you wrong.

Dragonfangirl: You'd think wrong. The dead have a very sensitive sense of smell. And that's why zombies are always so angry.
Annabelle Lee: I thought they were angry because they ordered a buffet and got fast food instead.

Vance: Are you going to be writing posts about how if you don't like Will, you must be misogynist?
Angua: Will is in fact a man.

Mister Terriffic: Mrs. Parker set the bar very, very high. Of course, she subsequently drank herself under it on many occasions.

Simkin Mouse: Depending on what BNF you ask, HP isn't so much a big fandom as a small business.

Thette: It is said that only fools go to the internet for advice, for it will tell you both yea and nay and try to sell you CHEAP HERBAL VIAGRA!

Melle's Co-worker: I saw that guy with the hat, and I thought that was you for a moment. Even though you're sitting right there.
Melle: Yeah, I've not yet mastered the art of being in two places at once, no.
Melle's Supervisor: Quantum lesbian!

Melle's Supervisor: [$Software] Tech Support and Lesbian-Baiting!

Melle's Supervisor: Otherwise I will dispatch the flying monkeys and you do not want that.

Shevy: That's what Google taught us: there's no such thing as a gangster spider.

Mags: Simon! She touched me in my special place!
Simon: What, the pub?