I'm not procastinating on my cleaning, what makes you think that?

[bubosquared]

Meme from unloveablehands: Explain three interests and three icons.

Becoming an elder god: Ahahaha! Oh, god. As with many things in my life, this came (I think) out of a conversation with ruby_fruit, or rather a series of conversations where she called me evil, and then I turned into Chtulu and tentacled at her, and then she squicked, so I of course kept doing it, and there was mention of "I hate it when my friends become elder gods," and so I added that to my interests. And that was less an explanation and more of a making it even more incomprehensible, but there you have it.

Being a slash anarchist: I can't recall if I meant this in the sense of "I will slash anyone and anything, often completely at random," or in the sense of "I will slash what I want to slash and unless you have an actually convincing argument for why my right to write RPF or incest is encroaching on someone else's rights, I will continue to do so and ignore your semi-arbitrary rules, thank you very much." I think mostly the latter, since I seem to remember having this interest in some form or another since I first got this LJ back when the RPS war was still in full swing. (... Yeah, I've had this thing for a long time.)

Teddy!Jayne: This one is carelessmemory's fault, I believe. Because Jayne Cobb as a wee teddybear, with a wee knitted hat and a wee gun? Would bhe adorable. And I want one. I think the conversation was originally about wanting Firefly plushies, maybe? So there wasn't much of a jump to make. :D

Again, this is ruby_fruit's fault. I was complaining about being old, and she said I wasn't old, I was young and fresh, "like parsley"! So I obviously turned around and asked, if I was parsley, which herb that made her. It ... sort of went from there, and I'd like to say in my defense that I was sleep-deprived and/or drunk, but I don't actually think I was either. Er. So, yes. We're a comic duo! We should take thyis show on the road. :D

At one point, I think when I got gifted a permanent account, I made an icon for every fandom I've ever been in -- well, been in properly, or even my permanent account with 32 extra loyalty icons wouldn't have enough icon spaces for that. This is one of those, for Biker Mice from Mars. "Don't ask" is about the best explanation I could come up with, because really, how doesone explain that one used to write slash for a cartoon series about antropomorphic mice (OMG FURRY!)? One doesn't, is how.

Aaaand this one is ruby_fruit's fault again. Or possibly this one is my fault, since I planted the mental image of a poor wee plot bunny getting eaten by carnivorous daisies into her head. But she's the one who drew it! So, ALL HER FAULT!

Wanna play? Comment and I'll give you three interests and three icons to explain.

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[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

I AM PURE AND INNOCENT DAMNIT.

caravaggio Italian baroque painter who was bugfuck crazy and did these crazy, gorgeous paintings with this deep, saturated chiaroscuro effect. And the shadows were well beyond realism and the technical bits were occasionally all fucked up but I can still stare at his paintings for hours. Also a great big homo and the subject of a movie where he makes out with Sean Bean.

cop fetishes Um, yes. The uniforms and the handcuffs and the gritty bad assness. It's hot, damn it.

stupid specials on vh1 GOD. Have you ever seen the I Love the < decade > shows? They are pure television crack. I can and have spent all day watching those things. It's scary, man.

#1 Oh sure, pick the one YOU made. :D Ok, so T Rex has been classed as this super predator since they first found it's skeleton and strung it up so incorrectly that both it's back and tail were broken. And no ones ever really questioned that. But now with all the crazy science people are questioning that for a bunch of reasons like, it couldn't actually run much. And if it fell it was so big it's crush itself, and the massive, buzzard like olfactory center in it's brain. So clearly, I am on the scavenger side of this debate. And, um, flail around profanely in paeleontological rage when the super predator shtick gets trotted out. Mostly because there really isn't any evidence for it.

#2 Duncleostes! Massive armored fish of a way long time ago. How could I not icon that face, huh?

#3Jack and Ianto from Torchwood, because they are dear and sweet and really, really hot and I love them. :) Yaay boykissing!