I'm not procastinating on my cleaning, what makes you think that?

[bubosquared]

Meme from unloveablehands: Explain three interests and three icons.

Becoming an elder god: Ahahaha! Oh, god. As with many things in my life, this came (I think) out of a conversation with ruby_fruit, or rather a series of conversations where she called me evil, and then I turned into Chtulu and tentacled at her, and then she squicked, so I of course kept doing it, and there was mention of "I hate it when my friends become elder gods," and so I added that to my interests. And that was less an explanation and more of a making it even more incomprehensible, but there you have it.

Being a slash anarchist: I can't recall if I meant this in the sense of "I will slash anyone and anything, often completely at random," or in the sense of "I will slash what I want to slash and unless you have an actually convincing argument for why my right to write RPF or incest is encroaching on someone else's rights, I will continue to do so and ignore your semi-arbitrary rules, thank you very much." I think mostly the latter, since I seem to remember having this interest in some form or another since I first got this LJ back when the RPS war was still in full swing. (... Yeah, I've had this thing for a long time.)

Teddy!Jayne: This one is carelessmemory's fault, I believe. Because Jayne Cobb as a wee teddybear, with a wee knitted hat and a wee gun? Would bhe adorable. And I want one. I think the conversation was originally about wanting Firefly plushies, maybe? So there wasn't much of a jump to make. :D

Again, this is ruby_fruit's fault. I was complaining about being old, and she said I wasn't old, I was young and fresh, "like parsley"! So I obviously turned around and asked, if I was parsley, which herb that made her. It ... sort of went from there, and I'd like to say in my defense that I was sleep-deprived and/or drunk, but I don't actually think I was either. Er. So, yes. We're a comic duo! We should take thyis show on the road. :D

At one point, I think when I got gifted a permanent account, I made an icon for every fandom I've ever been in -- well, been in properly, or even my permanent account with 32 extra loyalty icons wouldn't have enough icon spaces for that. This is one of those, for Biker Mice from Mars. "Don't ask" is about the best explanation I could come up with, because really, how doesone explain that one used to write slash for a cartoon series about antropomorphic mice (OMG FURRY!)? One doesn't, is how.

Aaaand this one is ruby_fruit's fault again. Or possibly this one is my fault, since I planted the mental image of a poor wee plot bunny getting eaten by carnivorous daisies into her head. But she's the one who drew it! So, ALL HER FAULT!

Wanna play? Comment and I'll give you three interests and three icons to explain.

Comments

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

Thanks! It's just irritating, you know?


Aaaand meme:

Nightwish: Gothic rock band with an amazing female vocalist, one of my favourites. I highly recommend them.

The Faint: Synthpop band with lyrics that make no sense half the time but for some reason I love them anyway.

Wallabies: Wallabies are cool, and Rocko was the shit. The Australian Wallabies (along with the New Zealand All Blacks) are also my favourite rugby team.



Ahahahaha, I can blame this one on Tris. She got me back into football (fuckdammit, now I'm really getting into it and come on, Milan, you need to totally kick Man U's ass at San Siro so I don't end up hating CL; you guys are the only team I have left in Champions League, don't make me start paying attention to Bremen going for the UEFA Cup, although Torsten is love), and the guy in the pic whose face you can see is my favourite. Yoann Gourcuff of AC Milan (attacking midfielder, #20, French, amazing green eyes, TOO HOT FOR WORDS ZOMG WTF, also he has a lovely Brazilian boyfriend in Ricky Kaká). She and I were being silly one day on MSN while I was iconifying, and this icon is the result. Poor, poor Yoannrella. But at least he found his Prince Charming.



Classic Jhonen Vasquez, this one. I just adore him, and he drew this Invader ZIM comic for Nickelodeon Magazine before they gave the show the axe. "It's all in the thumbs!!!" was ZIM's supposed discovery of "the perfect way to appear human"; "See, I've been wiggling mine like this, but humans, they wiggle 'em like this! With my human disguise perfected, no one will be able to stop me from taking over this planet in the name of the Almighty Tallest and the Irken Empire!"



This one is all inseiko's fault. She got me hooked on SMAP, a Japanese boyband that has been around since the beginning of time zomg whut. (Okay, not really, but about twenty years. No joke.) The way the entertainment industry in Japan works is, if you're in a boyband or some such, you act and whatnot too. You do it all, all around idols instead of just singers. At least the Johnny's Jimushou boys do. SMAP is a Johnny's group, and this shot comes from their variety show (Mondays at ten PM) called SMAP×SMAP. This particular skit was one of the ones with P-chan (Kimura Takuya in pink poodle suit) and Shingo Mama (normally played by Katori Shingo but in these played by Shibata Rie). P-chan was always after Shingo Mama, right under Papa's nose, but Papa never believed a word of it. In this shot, P-chan and Shingo (Shingo Mama's and Papa's kid, played by Katori Shingo) were reenacting P-chan's latest seduction attempt for Papa who, of course, thought it was just a joke. The text at the bottom is a combination of the old, old joke about theirloveissopure combined with the cracked out-ness that is SMAP. Theirloveissocrackedout.

[commieprincess.livejournal.com]

Ha, I'm actually writing Kaka/Yoann at this very moment! And I don't even *like* Milan (though I'll cheer for anyone against the Mancs, and yeah).