Collected Disjointed Thoughts

[bubosquared]

One of my co-workers has the Indiana Jones theme as her mobile phone ringtone. IT MUST BE MINE!

... Scribbled on my notepad some time yesterday: "Snakes on a plane: the RP?" Dear self: no.)

RP funnies for the win! Some favourites:

6. Synchronized panicking is not a proper battle plan.
140. The Dutch language does not exist in the Forgotten Realms.
164. I am not to tattle to the halfling assassin's mom about his career choice.
259. My Highlander's name cannot be McHammer.
279. I cannot base any elf off of any British Prime Minister. (Must ... fight ... mental images ...) 349. Power Word: Beer Me is not a real spell.
352. When I choose my wizard's familar, Belgians are not a legal choice.
566. When confronted with a haunted house with bleeding walls, no converting it into a self supporting blood bank.
622. Paladins make poor vikings. And vice versa.
623. Even if the rules allow it, I cannot play a Dire Gummi Bear. (WE WANTS ONE, PRECIOUS!)
651. My alignment is not Sarcastic Good.
845. It's not a good idea to taunt Greek heroes with "Who's your daddy?" (Double geekery points for that one!) 920. My mech gunner can't have a nude pinup in his cockpit. Especially if it's of his pilot.

Comments

[safti]

OMG a battlemech one! That's replacing "You are not allowed to hide weapons in your pussy" in the sigline! Eee.