England v Trinidad and Tobago

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[16:54] Anatsuno: engerland engerlang engerland (yay or nay? i never know who supports who.)
[16:54] Melle: I'm all about England. :D
[16:54] Anatsuno: yay!
[16:54] Anatsuno: okay
[16:54] Anatsuno: i am.. not extremely partisan there.
[16:55] Melle: Because they have Beckham and Owen and Rooney and BWEEEE!
[16:55] Anatsuno: and also, multitasking, so not attentive enough i am sure, but. yes!
[16:55] Anatsuno: i was 'watching' the equador costa rica game and managed to miss all the goals >.<
[16:55] Melle: Oh, I'm mostly supporting them because a) neither Belgium nor Schotland made it into the playoffs, and b) OT3 BWEEEE!
[16:55] Melle: Heee!
[16:55] Anatsuno: :hangs head:
[16:55] Melle: I will say, though, that Trinidad and Tobago? So much pretty there.
[16:56] Anatsuno: yis
[16:56] Anatsuno: dark skinnned pritties, lots!
[16:56] Melle: AND they actually know their national anthem. **pointed look at England**
[16:56] Anatsuno: also, underdog. i often like underdogs bettar, because well.
[16:57] Melle: They're definitely my team to back once Emgland are out.
[16:57] Anatsuno: hee!
[16:58] Melle: I much prefer backing an actual team rather than "whoever's playing Brazil." Ahem.
[16:58] Melle: Wot hee?
[16:58] Anatsuno: you think they will go furtehr than england for sure
[16:58] Anatsuno: ?
[16:58] Anatsuno: also, ignore the fact that i like brazil pls k hx :whistles:)
[16:58] Melle: Well, England. I love them, but they're not the best team.
[16:59] Melle: Better than m,y other two teams, but, yes.
[16:59] Anatsuno: Right, i see yes
[16:59] Melle: Oh, don't worry, I may be irrational and bitter about Brazil, but I know I am. :D )
[17:01] Anatsuno: i'm editing pics. it's not the right kind of multitasking when one wants to watch footie! omg.
[17:01] Anatsuno: ::not very wise::
[17:02] Melle: Am playing KoL. And CHAINSMOKING AUGH I get way too into this.
[17:02] Anatsuno: :pets:
[17:03] Melle: Ahahah, Ashley Cole lost his shoe. Heee. Cinderlla!
[17:03] Anatsuno: :-))
[17:05] Melle: MICKEYMICKEYMICKEY!
[17:05] Anatsuno: woops!
[17:05] Melle: \IluasdoaksjdlkasjdGODDAMMIT!
[17:06] Melle: I am, by the way, far too amused by the fact that the two strikers are Owen, who is, like, TINY, and Crouch, who is TALL. Hee.)
[17:06] Anatsuno: good ombo! for heads ans for sneaking
[17:07] Melle: OI NO PUSHING!
[17:07] Melle: Indeed. They make a funny pair, though. (Oooh, "pair" Hmmm ....)
[17:07] Melle: It is very confusing to have two players with the same surname on the team.
[17:08] Anatsuno: which ones?
[17:08] Anatsuno: :is uninformed:
[17:08] Melle: Cole. Ashley and Joe. Respectively the black one and the white one. :)
[17:09] Anatsuno: :-)
[17:09] Melle: AUGH free kick!
[17:09] Anatsuno: ::pets::
[17:10] Anatsuno: see, all goo.
[17:10] Anatsuno: d
[17:10] Anatsuno: cole and cole!
[17:11] Melle: "Cole pases to Cole." "Huh?" So confusing! I am but a Melle of very little brain. Hee.
[17:11] Melle: Ooooh!
[17:11] Melle: YESNOYESYESNOOOO!
[17:11] Anatsuno: Pfew!
[17:12] Melle: ... There's a bloke named Sancho on the England team? o_O
[17:12] Anatsuno: maybe it's a nickname?
[17:12] Melle: Seems to be his proper surname. I wonder where Don Quichote is ...
[17:13] Melle: GET THAT BALL!
[17:14] Anatsuno: OI, shirt pulling!
[17:14] Melle: Bad! **shakes fist** Leave my boy alone, damn you all!
[17:15] Anatsuno: WHOA
[17:15] Melle: OOH ALMOST!
[17:16] Melle: Come ooooonnn.
[17:16] Melle: And stop falling over, all of you!
[17:17] Anatsuno: woops carded
[17:17] Melle: What--Did I miss something? What happened there?
[17:17] Anatsuno: imissed it too!!
[17:17] Anatsuno: kick tho, lookit
[17:17] Melle: Come oooonnn Becks!
[17:18] Melle: I have no idea what the commenator just said, but it involved the words "Beckham," "service" and "scored." Hee hee. I am TWELVE!)
[17:18] Anatsuno: hehehehe
[17:18] Anatsuno: ow!
[17:19] Melle: Owww, poor Stevie!
[17:20] Melle: I am becoming inexplicably fond of Peter Crouch. He's cute and tall and gangly!
[17:20] Melle: And, like, eighteen or something. Am a dirty old woman.
[17:20] Anatsuno: i am too far aay from the TV
[17:20] Anatsuno: HEY
[17:20] Anatsuno: now, I am a dirty odlish woman
[17:20] Anatsuno: oldISH
[17:20] Anatsuno: but hey,i am soooo much older than you, so stop it.
[17:21] Melle: Am still like seven years older than him! I dated a girlk that age two years ago and that was bad enough!
[17:22] Anatsuno: my alst BF was 7 years younger than me! and a virgin when we met. and it lasted 4 years!
[17:23] Melle: ... Don't confuse me with facts and logic, dammit.
[17:23] Anatsuno: sorries, will not do it again :d
[17:25] Melle: :p
[17:26] Melle: COME ON BECKS
[17:27] Anatsuno: whoa, corner scuffle
[17:27] Anatsuno: dainty feet work
[17:27] Melle: Hee, Dwight Yorke got hit in the balls. Am so evil for being amused, aren't I?
[17:27] Anatsuno: yes! omg it must hurt so much
[17:28] Melle: I cringe and I don't even have a penis, man.
[17:29] Anatsuno: same here
[17:29] Melle: Eeeee, Wayne warming up! And dude, this commentator is all "Can't take your eyes off him," wtf boycrush much?
[17:29] Anatsuno: hehehe
[17:30] Melle: Wohoo, corner! That's how we scored last match!
[17:30] Melle: THE GOAL IS THE OTHER WAY, PEOPLE!
[17:32] Anatsuno: still not scoring!
[17:32] Melle: And England haven't scored in a second half in like a dozen matches. AUGH!
[17:33] Melle: YESNOAUGH!
[17:34] Anatsuno: poor you! your heart!
[17:34] Melle: My nails!
[17:34] Anatsuno: heee
[17:34] Melle: Also, I just flailed my hand into the desk. Ow.
[17:34] Anatsuno: :holds your hands:
[17:34] Anatsuno: to stop you from flailing too much
[17:35] Anatsuno: and biting the nails
[17:35] Anatsuno: AAAAAH
[17:35] Anatsuno: it should have gone IN omg
[17:35] Melle: ROBINSON WILL YOU DO YOUR FREAKING JOB!
[17:36] Melle: I miss David Seaman. :( None of these new goalies are any good!
[17:36] Anatsuno: Seamn was a fucking king.
[17:36] Anatsuno: :nodnod:
[17:36] Melle: Maybe Becks should jump the new keepers a coupla times, maybe that's the secret.
[17:37] Anatsuno: snort
[17:37] Melle: Wot? :D
[17:37] Melle: It's true!
[17:39] Anatsuno: :P
[17:39] Melle: Becks = manwhore. **firm nod**
[17:39] Anatsuno: oh, I believe THAT hwoleheartedly.
[17:40] Melle: Hell, did you see him hugging Robbie Williams at Live8 last year? He doesn't even keep it in the team.
[17:40] Melle: AUGH! Oh, Frank Lampard, I love you, but you're just having no luck, are you?
[17:41] Melle: GO ON BECKS NOOOOOO!
[17:42] Melle: DAMMIT CROUCH!
[17:44] Anatsuno: i missed stuff i was helping mom w/ laundry
[17:44] Anatsuno: ima get some coffee and knitting and move closer-- OOOOH
[17:44] Anatsuno: during the half time.
[17:44] Anatsuno: WTF JUST HAPPENED EXACTLY
[17:44] Anatsuno: WOW
[17:45] Anatsuno: best save ever!
[17:45] Melle: NOOOOO jasdlkajsdlkasjdlkasjd JOHN TERRY I LOVE YOU!
[17:45] Anatsuno: o.O So good!
[17:45] Melle: Though this does prove my point in re: new goalies. Bastard Robinson. At least David James is pretty to look at.
[17:47] Melle: But yes, that was BEAUTIFUL holy crap.
[17:47] Anatsuno: woo nil nil omg
[17:48] Anatsuno: :roots for T&T!: :P
[17:48] Melle: But for thr grace of John Terry, yis. Also, :p
[17:48] Anatsuno: ima go get the coffee now. you should BREATHE.D
[17:48] Melle: I WILL! Or at least I'll try.

[18:03] Melle: Heeere we go again!
[18:03] Anatsuno: YAYE
[18:04] Melle: Also, during half-time, there was talk about how Becks needed to "take [someone] high" and um, yes. My brain is permanently in the gutter.
[18:04] Anatsuno: heee
[18:04] Anatsuno: go you
[18:05] Anatsuno: becks *belongs* in the gutter, so.
[18:05] Melle: Heee. True. **pats him fondly** (Or possibly not. I don't know where he's been, after all.)
[18:07] Melle: HOLY SHIT, they've not scored in the second half since *1998*, apparently. O_O
[18:07] Melle: We're so doomed.
[18:07] Anatsuno: O.O
[18:09] Melle: Hee, one of the new players is called Lennon.
[18:09] Melle: GAH Free kick
[18:09] Anatsuno: :P
[18:09] Melle: Hush you
[18:10] Melle: Ooooh, oh Frank!
[18:11] Melle: aksjdalksdjkaldj Aaaand Terry saves the day again.
[18:11] Anatsuno: i wana goal!!!
[18:12] Melle: Yes no yesNO!
[18:12] Melle: Me too!
[18:13] Melle: GAH MICKEY! Yellow! I swear, if any of them get themselves sent off I will choke a bitch.
[18:14] Anatsuno: ::pets::
[18:14] Melle: YEEEEEE--NO! FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK that could've been a CLASSIC!
[18:14] Melle: My boys are off these days. Sniffle.
[18:14] Melle: No, don't send Mickey off for Wayne!
[18:15] Melle: OH FOR--Oh, *Mickey*!
[18:15] Melle: Woohoo Rooney!
[18:16] Melle: But woo, they're replacing one third of my OT3 with another. Bah!
[18:16] Melle: **sulks**
[18:18] Anatsuno: sorry!!
[18:18] Melle: Not your fault. :)
[18:19] Melle: I'm just glad both of them made it to the Cup. Thery were both inured recently, so there was talk that they might not make it, which is also why they're not playing complete games yet.
[18:19] Melle:
[18:20] Anatsuno: right.
[18:21] Melle: OH GO ON ALREADY! **flails some more**
[18:25] Anatsuno: it is a lil nerve wracking
[18:25] Anatsuno: good T&T!! *impressed*
[18:26] Melle: Yis. Even though there's no goals yet. **bites nails**
[18:26] Melle: COME ON FRANKIE!
[18:27] Melle: CROUCH! NoooooDAMMIT.
[18:28] Melle: Twenty minutes.
[18:29] Anatsuno: yeah...
[18:30] Melle: STOP HIMohthankfuck.
[18:30] Melle: RONEEEEEEY
[18:30] Anatsuno: that was FAST omf
[18:31] Melle: LAMP--DAMMIT!
[18:32] Anatsuno: only one cole left now
[18:32] Melle: GO O-_CRAP!
[18:32] Melle: What happened to the other one?
[18:33] Melle: <-- was on the loo, damnit.
[18:33] Melle: NOOOOOthankfuck
[18:33] Anatsuno: he was replaced?
[18:33] Anatsuno: but i dunno who by
[18:33] Anatsuno: that could have been great omg. grump.
[18:34] Melle: Ah, okay, slong as he wasn't sent off.
[18:34] Melle: Awww, MAN, Lampard has got the WORST luck these days.
[18:36] Anatsuno: He HAS, indeed!
[18:36] Melle: Y-no. AUGH!
[18:37] Melle: ... Is it me or does that one T&T bloke look kinda like Sam Jackson?
[18:38] Anatsuno: i think i kinda see it too...
[18:39] Melle: We *are* doomed. No one can resist Samuel Jackson.
[18:39] Melle: Hee.
[18:39] Anatsuno: goals onna plane?
[18:40] Melle: HOLY SHIT DON'T DO THA--**dissolves into gibbers**
[18:40] Melle: Hee, YES!
[18:40] Melle: :D
[18:40] Melle: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! GO CROUCH!
[18:41] Anatsuno: fuck
[18:41] Melle: Awww, Crouch/Ferdinand and Becks/Rooney huggings. LOVE!
[18:41] Melle: Ya BEAUT!
[18:42] Anatsuno: MEH
[18:42] Anatsuno: :P
[18:42] Melle: Hey, I have money riding on this game. :p
[18:43] Melle: Though now I cannae remember what score I guessed.
[18:43] Anatsuno: ::g::
[18:44] Melle: *And* England have broken the second half curse, I only just realised that!
[18:45] Anatsuno: yes!
[18:45] Melle: Okay, all you defenders, GO DEFEND instead of hanging out in the other team's field-half.
[18:48] Melle: STEVIEEEEEEEE!
[18:48] Anatsuno: GODDAMMIT
[18:48] Melle: **DANCE**
[18:48] Anatsuno: fhsfgjghjkgm
[18:48] Melle: And we're through! That means we're through to the next round for sure!
[18:48] Melle: Holy SHEET that was bueatiful.
[18:49] Anatsuno: TSK
[18:49] Anatsuno: (it was i admit)
[18:49] Anatsuno: TAKE -- DAMIT OFFSIDE
[18:49] Melle: Now if T&T could score a goal, I might actually (I think) even get score prediction right. CRAP!
[18:50] Anatsuno: i wanted it to counttttttt
[18:50] Anatsuno: :whines:
[18:51] Melle: Awwwwwww.
[18:51] Anatsuno: they deserved it!
[18:51] Melle: They can still get through, I think? I hope, I wanna see them go through too!

Comments

[flabbergast.livejournal.com]

THE GAME GAVE ME APPROXIMATELY FIVE MILLION HEART ATTACKS, OKAY. [loves on Crouch and Stevie (way to go, Liverpool!)]

And omg, I felt so bad for Lampard. Worst luck ever.

Also? I kept calling Aaron Lennon Sean Lennon, ahaha.

[travelingcarrot.livejournal.com]

Luck? Where does luck come into it? He was supposed to kick the ball into the net and he kicked it somewhere else entirely. I do not accept that Lampard was unlucky. He was just shit. Sorry, but he was. As the friend sitting next to me said, he'd have been fine if he was converting rugby tries but a soccer goal just isn't 3o feet high.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Dude, I have no fingernails LEFT, I swear! I hopethey grow back in time for the next England game, or I'll have to start chewing on my toes.

[daddi-cade.livejournal.com]

Listening to US hosts and no comments such as "He came from behind" - I miss Motty!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Football commentary is so very smutty if you listen to it with your mind in the gutter, man. :D

[carelessmemory.livejournal.com]

My nerves! That was a really great game.

Anatsuno: goals onna plane?

*giggles socks off!*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Wasn't it just? Everyone's all complaining that England aren'tplaying well, but the last two games, they've always pretty much controlled the match, even if they don't score that much. Considering that several of their star players are/were out on injury, I'd say that's pretty good.

[carelessmemory.livejournal.com]

*nod* It was. I can't understand the complaining, I think they've done really well. Considering. :)

[travelingcarrot.livejournal.com]

You're not alone laughing at the guy with the balls problem. It was one thing that he got hit there, then it was quite another thing that the cameras stayed on him while he clutched himself over and over again (must be the world record for the number of people seeing you getting hold of your bollocks), but when he poured cold water down his shorts the entire room where I was watching screamed with laughter. You HAD to laugh.

Also, at least one totally straight, never-heard-of-slash friend said "omigod, this game is so gay sometimes" - and he didn't mean gay in the derogatory sense, he was seeing the Slash. The world will be converted one day methinks.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

And yet, I've been told by a bloke once that there is absolutely no homoeroticism in football. Some people are weird. Also, clearly blind, heh. :D