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[bubosquared]

Amusing FreeCycle Ad Of The Day:

Date: Mon, 20 Mar 2006 21:27:01 -0000
From: "[SNIP]" <[SNIP]>
Subject: OFFER: Large Plant (Central/South Edinburgh)

It's an umbrella tree. We've been together over 20 years, but have recently grown apart. If I'm honest, I feel it's time he moved on. I've changed, and he isn't right for me any more. Also, my other half has never liked him.

Now that's the way to get people to respond!

(Oh, dear god. Someone sprayed a shitload of air freshener around the women's loos just before I got out of the stall (two stall, didn't see whoever it was that was in the other stall and presumably did the spraying) and I nearly choked. And I'm not usually that sensitive to this stuff, either. *gags* Great, now my clothes smell of loo freshener, and all I did was hurry out without even washing my hands. Christ, people!)

Comments

[ashenmote.livejournal.com]

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The pump spray Daniela uses to scare the cats away from the litter boxes is already a step in the right direction, but what the world REALLY needs is air fresheners that work with inconvenient, unergonomically-designed, rough-running wheels. So that people will get tired of it and believe they have worked hard for their fresh smell before they've intoxicated the air for a whole complex of buildings.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

God, seriously. ONE PUFF! IF YOU MUST! There's no need to empty the entire damned can into a three by two area, dammit!