Your dose of WTF for the day

[bubosquared]

I just got this spam e-mail:

From: trinidad rose <isidoraren@azet.sk>
To: Angie Bell <[SNIP]>
Date: Feb 16, 2006 11:50 AM
Subject: Become the man that women desire

Hello

Is a neighbor or co-worker checking out your old lady?

Let me show you how you can stop it

oops almost forgot. If you want to decline, see farther up

harry told him. it was a mark of the strength of their friendship that ron did not laugh.

"shall we have a nightcap, then?" asked mr. weasley loudly, leaping to his feet. "who wants eggnog?" "who'd want to kill slughorn?"

Now this is tagetted spam! Half ad for penis enhancements, half HP fanfic! (And the scary thing is, it's still better than half the HP section of the Pit o' Voles.)

[ETA] Look! It's another one!

From: michel edwards <dotfaji@zipmail.com.br>
To: Lionel Meyer <[SNIP>
Date: Feb 17, 2006 4:20 AM
Subject: Stronger, More Powerful Climaxes

Hi,

Neighbor or maybe a co-worker catching the eyes of your old lady?

Put an end to that today

PS. address is listed above

she did not answer, but with a frightened glance at her father turned her back on the room and continued shifting the pots on the shelf behind her.

harry ran flat-out toward the bathroom on the floor below, cramming ron's copy of advanced potion-making into his bag as he did so. a minute later, he was back in front of snape, who held out his hand wordlessly for harry's schoolbag. harry handed it over, panting, a searing pain in his chest, and waited. "however, if he was frightening or impressing fellow slytherins with displays of parseltongue in their common room, no hint of it reached the staff. he showed no sign of outward arrogance or aggression at all. as an unusually talented and very good-looking orphan, he naturally drew attention and sympathy from the staff almost from the moment of his arrival. he seemed polite, quiet, and thirsty for knowledge. nearly all were most favorably impressed by him."

This one seems to be a Snape/Harry fan. Heeee! [/ETA]

Comments

[carelessmemory.livejournal.com]

Hee. The first one too. "shall we have a nightcap, then?...", definitely chapter 16. :D

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Okay, see, now you're scaring me. o_O

[carelessmemory.livejournal.com]

*g* It just sounded very familiar, I had to google it. And then I checked my book. :p

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Suuuuure. ;D

(Pst. Don't suppose you've time to get on googlechat and unbore me at work? *puppy eyes*)

[carelessmemory.livejournal.com]

Yeeees. :)

(Eek. I'm sorry, no, I have a meeting at the unemployment office in 25 minutes and I have to leave in 2. :\)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

(Woe! :( Shall have to amuse myself, then, I suppose. Good luck with your appointment!)

[carelessmemory.livejournal.com]

(Hope someone else comes along shortly. :) Thank you!)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

*rattles tin cup against bars* # Nobody knooows the trouble i've seeeen #