Five minutes and thirty-one seconds until my smoke break. Yes, I'm counting down. In fact, I downloaded and installed a wee countdown thingie for my desktop, so I could monitor exactly how much longer I have to suffer. (Four minutes, thirty-five seconds.)
Meanwhile, I'm amusing myselfwith the help of an Aero bar and a mug of hot coffee. Aero tingles when it melts on your tongue due to the coffee! It feels weird, but nice. (Two minutes thirty-nine seconds.) There has to be a way to use that in a fellatio scene somehow, I know there is. (One minute three seconds.) Hm. Do you think they'd still have Aero bars in five hundred years? (Twenty-nine seconds.)
(Three ... Two ... One ... WOOHOO NICFIX!)
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