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[bubosquared]

Dear self: "escalatated" is not a word.

[ETA] Also, "slutty" and "affectionate" are not symonyms, not even when referring to drunk!Jayne. [/ETA]

Dear co-worker: If you must sing, couldyou at least stick to one song. So far, you've gone through Under the Bridge, La Vie En Rose, some Eighties kitch I can't remember now, It's a Wonderful, Wonderful Life, and several songs I didn't even recognise. Stop it.

Dear other co-workers bemoaning the lack of decent tea in Austria and Denver: Britishest conversation ever.

Dear libido: Pipe the fuck down already. You weren't this active when I was a teenager, for fuck's sake. I know women are supposed to reach their peak (ahahaha!) at 30, but I'm not getting laid, no matter how much you drive me insane, so quit it.

[ETA2] DEAR BELGIANS/DUTCH PEOPLE: HELP! I HAVE FORGOTTEN THE DT RULES! *sobs, clings to native grammar* I DUN WANNA BE DUM!

... I need a nap like whoa![/ETA2]

Comments

[karendreamer.livejournal.com]

Isn't there some sort of international law against singing out loud when you're in public and not getting paid to sing?

Hugs and sympathy for the libido overload....

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Thanks, pet. And yeah, I'm pretty sure this counts as a hostile work environment or something. Feh.