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[bubosquared]

Happy Saint Nicolas Day, everyone! *tosses chocolate and marzipan at friendslist*

Dear co-worker: Shut up. Argh. I swear, I normally like this girl, but today she's just setting my teeth on edge like you'd not believe. I'm all for some fun in the workplace, but my voice breaking while I'm on the phone with someone should not be cause for five minutes of uninterrupted giggline. Also, pipe down already, I'm trying to hear what people are saying, and it's hard enough already what with being deaf in one ear today. (Stupid ear infection.)

Clearly, I'm grumpy!Melle today. Don't mind me.

I'm somewhat less that pleased with this:

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Wednesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last week I bought porn for perhael (10 points). In August I pulled over and changed slytherat's flat tire (15 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-682 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, bubosquared

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*sulk*

Comments

[travelingcarrot.livejournal.com]

*catches marzipan and mould it into an exact model of Viggo's arse*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Well. That's ... creative. o_O