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*watches TV* Oh hey, softcore lesbian vampire sex! With Susan Sarandon! Who is now ... talking about her nipples? Er? o_O

[ETA] Ew, Spike/Buffy! I'd managed to avoid that scene, thanks ever so much, E4! (And that explanation of why it's so sexy really could apply just as well to Spike/Xander, heh.)[/ETA]

Comments

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E! Stop abusing your husband in my journal!

My place ought to be suitable for company by next Sunday, and I have a decent TV and everything. :D Or we could do the week after next and make it a Birthday/Winter dinner thing as well, possibly?

Oooh, naked footballers!

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Either sounds good to us... :o)

Ooh! Naked cheerleaders!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

More to the point, naked American footballers with creepy moustaches. Ew!

Oooh, Secretary! A spanking!

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E whimpered and said 'we MUST get that'.

And now she's fanning herself...

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oooh, Bound! Lots of same-sex smut in this programme, I highly approve!

Um. Jamie Lie Curtis poledancing. *fans self*

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And more to come, in just a moment...

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Umm, or maybe not. There's certainly more, but I mis-remembered when.

Personally, I never found this scene in American Beauty that sexy.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Please explain when putting an egg up one's vagina became sexy? I keep thinking "Ew, what if it breaks apart in there and starts rotting?" and now I have to have a lie down, I think, because ew!

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A lot of the 'sexy' moments in this program are really just 'explicit'...

Although I imagine you'll like the one that's on right now. ;o)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I think it's more ... silly, really.

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BARBARELLA OMG! Bwahahaha, I LOVE this movie!

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I have it!

It's brilliantly silly.

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Also, we have an Orgasmatron!

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasmatron#Massage_device)