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[bubosquared]

Will, obviously, be added to as the match progresses.

Oh, Becks, sweetie, please cut your hair already? Come on, even David Seaman's cut his now!

Yay, my OT3 is playing, wheeeee! (Oh, hey, my random icon thingie actually picked the right one all by itself. MFEO, obviously!)

01:50 -- COME ON ROONEY! Aw, crap!

06:30 -- GO MIKEY YES YES YES AW FUCK of-side! *whine*

09:49 -- ALSKJASL;KDJ Oh thank FUCK they're safe!

12:10 -- NOOOOOOOO! Nonononon--THANK YOU MR REFEREE!

26:39 -- This is shaping up to be a very dangerous match, but at least not as boring as the last England-Argentina match I saw. No, yellow card, augh! But yay for Robinson!

29:00 -- Come ooooon, boooooys! AUGH OVER DAMMIT!

30:00 -- YES YES OMG YES YES ... yes? NO?!?!?!?! OH FUCK THAT GODFUCKINGDAMMIT!

31:40 -- OH COME ON god this match is gonna take decades off my life.

22:27 -- HA SUCK IT ARGENTINA! That'll teach you to foul on my boy.

34:00 -- NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO! Fuck fuck fuck FUCK! YOU FUCKING BASTARDS DIE DIE DIE DIE OMG DIE!

35:52 -- GO GERRARD GO GO GO Aaaand fuck!

37:00 -- YES YES yes? No? YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS! YAY WAYNE GO YOU! Also, nice groping of Becks, there. Heh.

42:47 -- Man, this really is Rooney's game, isn't it? Boy is on fire! Did someone promise him a reward for being so all over the ball?

Halftime -- Am I the only one who thinks Gary Linneker is strangely attractive? He has this whole Ringo Starr lookalike thing going on and ... Okay, I'll shut up, I'm weird.

47:19 -- HA! OVER! *sticks tongue out at Argentina* Now come on, boys, let's score ag--NOT ANOTHER YELLOW CARD! Bad Lampard!

54:00 -- ARGH NOOOOOOOO! Come on you guys, get out there and kick some arse!

56:18 -- *amused* Cole, sweetie, keep your hands out of your shorts, you're on national TV.

57:17 -- Yes no yes no no nooo GAH! Damnit!

61:41 -- OH SO CLOSE WOE! *pets Becks* You'll get another chance!

63:43 -- ARGH! Good try from Cole, though.

67:08 -- WTF YELLOW AGAIN? This ref gets money for every time he cards someone, doesn't he?

71:08 -- OMG STOP PICKING ON ROONEY YOU BASTARDS! YES YES MIKEY YES NOOOOOOOO! Bugger!

75:02 -- Um. Wow. Impressive 'fro there, Mr Argentinian bloke. O_x

87:19 -- ARGH NOT AGAIN DAMMIT! *whimpers* Rooney keeps TRYING SO HARD AND--OMG MIKEY YES OH YOU BEAUTIFUL BOY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OMG OMG OMG!

90:03 -- YAY BECKS OM-FUCK! Nearly got an OT3 hattric--MIKEY AGAIN OMG OMG OMG GO BABY GO!

Aaaand there's the whistle, and I think I need a cigarette. My god, this is better than sex!

Comments

[commieprincess.livejournal.com]

Hee. I am shallow and cannot find Rooney remotely attractive in the least. I also might be crazy, because I do find Gerrard and his threehead attractive. (Also, I kinda like the whole childhood-friends thing.)

Go Engerland!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

He's not nearly as purdy as my OTP, but they kept being so threesomy and he wormed his way into my heart, the little bastard.

[commieprincess.livejournal.com]

Oh, Michael. Have sex with me?

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

HE IS SO NEEDING TO BE HAVING MY BABIES LIKE WHOA!

[commieprincess.livejournal.com]

This is why I love this team. (http://cache.gettyimages.com/comp/56147315.jpg?x=x&dasite=GettyImages&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=ED088CD8491B143A53FBC9C7BF2621A2781CF461BB6606AD)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Mmmmyes. Love them! Also, I lov how the caption on that is all "David Beckham (top)" and it took me, like, five whole seconds to realise that Getty wasn't commenting on his sexual preference. *facepalm*

[commieprincess.livejournal.com]

Hee. callmecayce was IMing me about Spain's lineup, and she said "Xabi is a sub." And I totally went, "But I've been writing him as a top!" Because my brain has been eaten.

(Also, I think Owen is totally a secret!top. But I don't have a lot of people with me on that theory.)

[commieprincess.livejournal.com]

Um, that was callmecayce. Sorry!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, no, I think im with you there, inasmuch as I ever really assign "top" and "bottom" qualifications to people. I can definitely see him as a top, yes. Or at least a very pushy and bossy bottom.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Also, I love this picture. Especially the look on Mikey's face.